One Thing That Will Never Not Be Hilarious To Me Is My Mom Once Telling Me My Dad Hadn't Met Any Gay

One thing that will never not be hilarious to me is my mom once telling me my dad hadn't met any gay people before meeting my mom and her gay brother and her gay friends.

What my mother meant to tell me was that my FATHER who has a group of UNMARRIED MALE FRIENDS OVER FIFTY, who has watched the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW LIVE at least twice, who is into DnD, Star Trek and Tolkien, has NEVER, EVER met a gay person in his life before meeting you.

And the worst part? He probably believes that too!!!

My point is that you've met a lot of gay people, you just didn't know they were gay.

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8 months ago
And Ten Years Later, This Is Still Hot…

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10 months ago

But who WHO can sit at France table and say I have a more entertaining political life than you ?

NO ONE !

- the right (Republican Party ) leader said he allied with the far right who came first at the European

- All his colleagues said he took this decision alone and had a vote to fire him

-HE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING AT NOON AND LOCKED HIMSELF UP !!

- All the other members of the Republican Party are at the door and they said : « he is a traitor to ally with the far right so we will enter the building and he is no longer our leader AND WE WILL remove him from the facility physically if need be and that the psyc yard and the far right can come get him themselves too😭

-They found the women who has a double of the key two hours later and opened n the doors

- All the leftist parties made an alliance and their voters are MAKING TIKTOK EDITS ON THEIR CANDIDATES TO SEDUCE THE OTHER VOTERS

THE OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO BE A MEEEEESSSS

NEW ADDITION : Rumour has it the president of the region (kinda like a county/state) SLAPPED THE GUY WHEN HE GOT OUT !! VALERIE MAY HAVE SLAPPED ERIC !!!

4 months ago
North Blue Vs GREAT WHITE NORTH ‼️🇨🇦

north blue vs GREAT WHITE NORTH ‼️🇨🇦

1 year ago

i never know how to act around binary queers who say things like "i love u women 🥰 men dni 😠" because i'm a woman, man & genderless being simultaneously. my gender fluctuates by the hour. so, like. is any detectable amount of man™ just unacceptable to you? or does my woman percentage™ cancel that out? & how do you feel about my genderless percentage™?

many of you claim to LOVE nonbinary people & yet refuse to let go of your binaries. help lol.


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11 months ago

the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.

10 months ago

international catholics: omg can’t believe our woke pope has used a slur… i feel so betrayed

italians:

International Catholics: Omg Can’t Believe Our Woke Pope Has Used A Slur… I Feel So Betrayed
International Catholics: Omg Can’t Believe Our Woke Pope Has Used A Slur… I Feel So Betrayed
International Catholics: Omg Can’t Believe Our Woke Pope Has Used A Slur… I Feel So Betrayed
International Catholics: Omg Can’t Believe Our Woke Pope Has Used A Slur… I Feel So Betrayed
International Catholics: Omg Can’t Believe Our Woke Pope Has Used A Slur… I Feel So Betrayed
International Catholics: Omg Can’t Believe Our Woke Pope Has Used A Slur… I Feel So Betrayed
International Catholics: Omg Can’t Believe Our Woke Pope Has Used A Slur… I Feel So Betrayed
International Catholics: Omg Can’t Believe Our Woke Pope Has Used A Slur… I Feel So Betrayed
International Catholics: Omg Can’t Believe Our Woke Pope Has Used A Slur… I Feel So Betrayed
International Catholics: Omg Can’t Believe Our Woke Pope Has Used A Slur… I Feel So Betrayed
9 months ago

man if i could shapeshift the stimming potential would be Unlimited

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