The BNW Cinematography Was Better Than In Thunderbolts. I Can Be Biased But Fuck You, You Can't Change

They say "if you didn't like Thunderbolts don't talk about it" 🙄 sweetheart I'm gonna talk 💩 about that movie if I want to; just like you did with BNW. At least I'm gonna watch the movie so I can talk 💩 of it with propriety 🤗😘

Happy Birthday 209 #Barranquilla209Años 🥳🎂🎊, always proud to be Barranquillera 🎉

I found them in the park so I took a picture. Enjoy 😘

The light through a glass ☺️

This all of this 👏🏾👏🏾✊🏾

Play by play thoughts while watching Thunderbolts. This is the only way i'm gonna get through it. 🫡

Spoilers below.

Not really blown away by any of this fight choreography, or the filming of it.

Antonia says literally one line before she's killed. Imagine dragging the actress out for the premiere for this. Extras have more lines

What was it that the senator called Val's plan? Sounded like 'Guardians of Vengence propaganda'. Google translate of the subtitle said Guardians of Revenge. But can't quite hear it clearly.

Bucky wasn't as creepy as I thought he would be with Mel. But still kinda creepy. Where's the tactfulness?

Also... he does sound rather stupid

Hmm, at least Ghost calls Walker out when he says "Actually I was the official captain america"

Ghost says "Before you publically murdered an innocent man on the streets" (he says 'define innocent' 😡)

Walker is completely insufferable

Bob says: "I thought you said you were Captain America"

Walker: "why are you laughing"

Bob: "because you're an asshole" I like Bob.

Okay, Bucky does seem a bit creepy with Mel

When they're climbing up the shaft it would've been so easy to add the line "Would be easier if one of us had wings... you know who has wings? REAL Captain America"

Wow, Walker is a really shitty dad and husband. Divorce that man, Olivia

I hate Red Guardian

"Ahh second coming of Captain America! I too was state sponsored super soldier" 🙄😡

Oh, Olivia did leave him. And took the kid. Good for her

Getting bored honestly

Sebastian seems bored too. His line readings are not giving

Is Sentry's suit CGI? This looks weird

Wow....this fight looks terrible!

Particularly the part where John attacks, then Bucky. Their movements are so slow and stilted, then has this CGI glaze look to it when they're thrown around. Bucky does not seem like a good fighter here

Wow knocking Bucky out with his own arm is just... mean. Plus carrying him out isn't very dignified

Yelena: "No, you know you're a piece of trash, Walker. So does your family." I like Yelena.

Okay, the first appearance of the Void was quite good. See? I can be nice.

The applause was a bit much though 🙄

We really don't get to know what was in Bucky's room...or Ava's... or well I don't care about Alexei

THAT is why Bucky punches the chicken suit guy?!

I'm not really feeling this 'defeat the mind rooms with the power of friendship' thing

I'm pretty sure Void says "Robert the hero", but the subtitles said "Robert De Niro" 🤣😂

This whole group hug moment might actually have meant something if we saw what the other's personal demons that they just overcame were

When did Valentina get all the press there? I saw her have the spark of the idea, but the whole city was enveloped in the void? Stupid

And the announcement is still ridiculous. I can't believe Bucky just stood there and said nothing. Should've taken a mic and done a Kanye "I'm gonna let you finish, but Sam Wilson ie Captain America, has the greatest Avengers team of ALL TIME"

And even if he didn't, in what world would Bucky not say "No, we're not the Avengers. Valentina is a crook and here's the evidence. She's trying to save her own ass. Arrest her."

Yelena saying "We own you now" How does that help? She's not going to cooperate. You can't ever trust her. She'll always have her own motives and will be trying to get rid of them.

Final thoughts

That's it? There really wasn't that much action and the fight scenes that were there were very...inert. They lacked visual interest, interesting choreography, seemed glazed in CGI despite all the promo saying how gritty and real this film was supposed to be

Overall it just seems like a very pointless movie. With pointless characters.

Yelena and Ava would maybe be nice additions to Sam's team. John and Alexei can gtfo

Bucky's sleeping on the couch until further notice.

If they were going to have Bucky damage, if not outright, destroy his best friendship with Sam over these misfits, then the film really needed to SHOW why Bucky felt invested in helping them redeem their past crimes. Currently he feels like he has no motivation or real connection to them. I literally just finished watching and I can't remember if he even exchanged dialogue with Yelena or Ava outside of group responses.

Anyway. That's it.

P.S. I stand by a prior post of mine, where I said this could've been a Captain America movie. Sam could've helped Bob just fine.

Exactly 😒

“You’re Asexual, so how could you possibly enjoy watching/reading/engaging with sexual content?!?!”

The same way I’m able to enjoy horror movies without having murdered an entire cabin full of teenagers before, Barbara you pedantic piece of pipe cleaner.

I know I said that I wouldn't post about that movie again. But fuck it I'm still shock about how much I hated it. So bear with me for a little while.

Let make myself crystal clear: Sam doesn't trust in Valentina, he doesn't trust in the government and he doesn't trust in the shitty avengers either (excluding bucky I hope). So why would he accept them as avengers? he is protecting the legacy of the avengers, legacy that guess what? Bucky asked him to protect. So no, he isn't overdramatic about a name, he isn't been petty or bitchy; he is doing what is right.

Another thing: " the OG avenger weren't saints either" beach you better be joking. Are you really throwing Nat, Tony, Steve, Thor, Clint and Bruce under the bus to save face for those misfits? I know you're lying. They were not saints but at least they didn't kill for money or because their boss says so (we had Nat but she's different).

"Steve would support this team" hell yeah because Steve biggest dream was always be the puppet of the government. You should rewatch CACW btw you missed the plot.

"Valentina doesn't control them, they own her life" bs you really think that the team made of mostly morons could control a manipulative and strategic harpy? yeah good luck with that.

And finally you hating Sam more than Valentina is outrageous. She is the villain, I'll say it again: SHE IS THE FUCKING VILLAIN, the monster who tried to kill your "favorites and white heroes", but your racism doesn't let you see that so you direct the hate to the black hero who isn't even shown in the movie.

The funny thing though is that I was really excited for the movie. Hell I even bought the tickest in presale and for a 3D screen. And for what? for this shit that made me angry and made me cry just for frustration. So, sorry I didn't like and I won't spend another peso in that shit. So fuck you racists, fuck you Marvel and fuck you Sam haters. I'll see y'all in hell.

If you read all my rant God bless your soul 😘

ES POR ESTO QUE LA REPRESENTACIÓN ES IMPORTANTE

THIS IS WHY REPRESENTATION MATTERS

[trans]

Interviewer: Your speech and your mission have always been worthy representation and respect above all. Especially about equal opportunities for the "moreno" (brown) people, for racialised people, not only from Mexico but from all of Latin America, from all over the world. And now you're here. You're K'uk'ulkaan, you're Namor, you're a Funko (toy). You're all that.

Tenoch: Ah, huevo! (kinda like "oh, god" / "oh, yeah", happily)

Interviewer: So, what do you think it'll mean for representation in Latin America and Mexico, for all of us who are getting this important message?

Tenoch: The only thing I want is that the next time boys and girls look at themselves in the mirror they feel proud of that reflection. That they see there was never anything wrong with them but rather with the eyes that judged them. If that happens, I've made it.

Interviewer: Thank you so much.

(They hug. The interviewer's been rather emotional the whole time but now they start to really cry.)

Tenoch: It hurts, dude, doesn't it? But we're going to begin healing. (He gives the interviewer a kiss on the forehead)

Anyway, y’all can’t tell any of Sam Wilson’s fans, but especially his Black fans, how to feel about a damn thing 🤷🏾‍♀️