Evil Siblings? Nay, Sworn Enemies And Time Travelling Lovers ;) ❤️💙

Finding people physically attractive, but being asexual and sex-repulsed at the same time is fucking weird because other people are like “the things I’d let them do to me 😏😏” and meanwhile I’m over here like “I jus…I j-just…wanna…H-Hug him”

Sex: *exists*

Me:

Can’t believe it’s been two years...

It’s hard to be positive looking at the state of the kpop industry lately, but hopefully soon our spring will come.

♥ ♥ ♥ You did well, Jonghyun, and you will always be loved  ♥ ♥ ♥

Anyone else Remember Quest for Camelot?

I mean it featured  a cute af protagonist rescuing Excalibur and saving Camelot, her name is Kayley and her father was once a Knight of the Round Table, before he was killed.

Her disabled hermit boyfriend Garrett who has survived in this enchanted/cursed forest for years bc he was sick of being treated like an invalid in Camelot (like, it’s 100% Ableism as to why he left, it’s overt as fuck)

Their comic relief  side characters, Cornwall and Devon, who happen to be a two headed dragon (the Dudebro and the Thespian respectively), and they have this wonderful character arc about how they’re such shit dragons because they never get along.

And not to mention the most enjoyable Chaotic Evil villain ever, Ruber.

(Kayley’s Mother): You’re mad!

Ruber: So glad you noticed! *image below* I’ve been working on it for years!

And it’s like, half spoof, half serious too, so there’s a lot of pop culture references (mainly from Devon and Cornwall) it’s also self aware af, most of the characters comment at least once about bursting into song.

Why doesn’t anyone ever talk about Quest For Camelot

HASSIDRIS Couture Spring/Summer 2019

Nicknames For The Romantic Poets

-Mary “Original Goth Queen” Shelley

-Percy “Thinks Byron’s weird but is going to go with it anyway” Shelley

-Lord “Totally wants Percy to notice his bisexual ass” Byron

-William “Call Me Turdsworth One More Time” Wordsworth

-John “Small bean, Please Protect” Keats

-Samuel “Lowkey Gay For Wordsworth” Coleridge

Roslin: I’m cold.

Edmure: Here, have my jacket.

Sansa: Hey, I’m cold too.

Sandor: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on Sansa* I fucking have to make sure you don’t fucking FREEZE to death, but you’re allergic to shirts, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else’s hat* how fucking long have you been cold you piece of shit? You should’ve said something sooner.

the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:

The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason

the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want

this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider

a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf

a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies

an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along

an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group

a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you

a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that

A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats

And the optional:

Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game

ABC of Bang Yongguk ► Q for Quotes

But did they really brake the wheel?