And Btw, Just To Put This “birthing Kimono” Nonsense To Rest, What Rin Is Wearing Is Probably Either

Imagine Olaf screaming "PARKLIFE" every time Lemony finished a sentence

current mood

Punch Magazine, England, 1946

"Some corn please" is definitely a front company for the foundation, they set up stands in country fairs and monitor for anomalous activity

Scp mean some corn please Do you have the corn

*tenderly hands you a corn cob*

-mod ue

Anakin : Don't worry admiral, I know what I am doing

Narrator/Yularen : He did not know what he was doing

I CAN'T

u know what i hate about cute baby yoda? u know what i hate? i hate that cute baby yoda is actually, legitimately cute. it doesn’t make any sense. it doesn’t make any goddamn sense. if i said to u, and both of us were completely sober, the words “baby yoda,” whatever vision u came up with in ur mind, i can assure u, it would be several miles left of adorable and at least thirty down into the uncanny valley. we’re talking animatronic reneeseme from twilight: breaking dawn part 2. let’s be honest. the fact that baby yoda is––is cute? is adorable? has downy ears and big eyes? absolutely unthinkable. ridiculous. baby yoda, at least, the should be cursed if not completely haunted. with Actually Cute Baby Yoda™ it’s clear the world has been kicked several feet off axis. the cosmos have been shaken. what disney exec took a drag of his cigar, looked at baby yoda, and said, “oh yah. might just fuck around a bit and cause a metaphysical catastrophe. good job, boys, raise for u, geoffords.” no. i refuse. i refuse to accept it. what lovecraftian nightmare looked sixteen hundred of his eyes at the shriveled embodiment of monkey emoji: hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil edition™ and went oh? yes? we could make some cute merch money off this crusty gangrene ballsack if we aged him circa seven hundred fifty years backwards? truly a nightmare. u haven’t seen satan’s influence in the world until u have stared into the wide eyes of babey yoda. 

LITTLE GUY SPOTTED

Treekyo: so you will forsake this ((((child-girl))))?  

Sesshomaru : *turns his back

Sessrins: oMg seSSrIn cONfiRmEd

do you think Rin being sealed inside that tree and wearing a birthing kimono just for decoration and sesshomaru just happens to be a guard dog? 😂

didn’t your mama ever teach u to mind ur business

Yularen is the black hole of plot holes at this point

Republic admiral yularen: former jedi ahsoka tano is contacting us on sub space frequency channel fulcrum! Neat

Imperial colonel yularen who works for the imperial security bureau: WHO TF IS THIS FULCRUM PERSON???

Thrawn realised Darth Vader is Anakin Skywalker when he called him Mitth'raw'nuruodo instead of Mitth'raw'nuruodo