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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
See how they happily line up to put them on:
See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
Small alien boyfriend
BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL WATCHING YOU AT NIGHT
Bored bc of quartine?
Welp-
Let's make our own song, with a reblog chain!
Reblog this from someone, and put a random word you think would fit!
I'll start
(BEGINNING NOW!)
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That man is staying home even though his head takes up his entire house. #StayHomeSaveLives
the suffering never ends