So It’s Like 4am But I Was Thinking

🐲"Couldn't we just find him...?"

🐒"When do we get to fight 'em?"

🌕☀️"Eh...Best to just keep your distance."☀️🌕

So like, what if Sparkplug got upgraded and became the family dog or something? How do y'all feel about that idea? 👀✨

(Please do not repost this art without credit. Reblogs however are encouraged and appreciated!😁👍)

Cooking time

have some uhhhhh clone content based on sth from one of @tattycoram 's incorrect quotes :]

I love them!! so much

Random AU but Red and Xiaojiao work at a bakery together. Xiaojiao makes cute desserts like you see all over social media, much to Red's annoyance. Until he sees a handsome man coo over Xiaojiao's desserts. And keep coming back every week for more. So now Red wants to learn but he can't admit that to his coworker.

Hi I made it sadder because Red Son is a perfectionist 🙈

Body pillow Red son

The YouTube channel had started out as…more Xiaojiao’s other channel.

Xiaojiao had just released a new stream. Xiaotian, who had time to spare, had animated the funniest moments. When he showed it to her she insisted he post it on YouTube. And there it had lingered, occasionally being joined by new animatics. Then Xiaotian made a practice animatic for his webcomic and, in a shot in the dark, had posted it.

It had blown up, much more than the other animatics, and then it became his channel. There were more animatics and then Xiaotian started adding cooking videos, usually with Pigsy and his sister Bai He, streaming with Xiaojiao, and live speed draws.

It also drew his attention to other YouTubers, ones that were recommended next to his videos.

Like Red Son. He filmed himself repairing vintage vehicles, giving historical facts as he worked, usually wearing a tank top. The tank top, revealing muscle, had been enough to make his heart beat faster. But then the facts had truly cemented Xiaotian’s interest.

Then he had taken a look at Red’s merch shop.

There was a pillow.

A body pillow.

…

Qi Xiaotian was a gay idiot and wasted no time in buying it.

It was a decision he regretted the moment it came. But it was easy to hide underneath his covers. It raised his family’s brows when he started making his bed. But it was a secret he would keep.

Until the face reveal.

-_-

The stream had been going well until Xiaotian made the mistake of saying the names.

A question popped up.

“Who are Lady Bone and Mystic Mayor?” Xiaotian said out loud. He winced at the memory of the little hellions. “Oh, they’re my sister’s cats. We keep them out of shots because both of them are absolute demons, we’re pretty sure Lady Bone is still alive out of spite.” He looked around. Now that they had been mentioned, it had been oddly quiet.

That was never a good sign.

“I should probably check on them.” He started walking through the house, looking around. The silence had his nerves on edge. “Anyway, any other questions?”

Not in the kitchen. Not in the living room. Not in the bathroom.

Bai He’s door was firmly closed. Pigsy and Tang’s door was firmly closed as well. That left his room. “So, here’s my room,” Xiaotian said, allowing the camera to scan around. His bed was still made. “So, I can’t find Bai He’s cats, which is worrying-”

He sat down on his bed.

And, in an instant, Lady Bone popped out and zoomed out with a screech that made Xiaotian yelp. He glanced back to see Mayor Mystic slowly pad out from underneath his covers, giving what felt like a cat smile to the camera.

Leaving the body pillow of a certain redhead exposed to the world.

“Uh…” Questions were beginning to pop up, all centered around the body pillow. “That’s all sorry bye!” He closed the camera and stream with a gasp of panic. Then he pulled up his texts.

Bai He, I’m going to kill your cats.

no powers Monkie kid Office AU that princess Iron fan is a single mom and then ends up falling head over heels with this fumbling buff himbo that just started in the office she works at. (demon bull king)

like he has ZERO brain cells. she witnessed him talking to the printer in an attempt to barging with it to give him his copy of the reports back.

she also watched him stretch when he was sitting too long in a chair at his desk and the first three buttons explode off his dress shirt because hes too buff.

everyone in the office is after this sweet slab of meat. hes super considerate and always holds the door open for anyone or carries the heavy boxes of paper up and down the stairs if needed. PIF however has a kid and thinks thats going to be a deal-breaker for him so doesn't even try.

except she's missing the obvious signs hes TOATALY into her and he already knows she has a kid (she keeps a picture of her son on her desk).

supporting cast would include:

Boss Man: Monkey King

IT department : Tang, Syntax and Mayor

Receptionist: Sandy

Security: Huntsman

office workers: Pigsy Yin, Jin, Goliath, Macaque

manager: Spider queen

Kids in Red Son's daycare: Mei, MK

anyways *throws this into the pile of unwritten things I will never have time for*

Rottmnt

Some people don't believe me when I tell them Ben was canonically pregnant with 14 necrofriggian babies

+ my girl Ester because I love her