Discord shenanigans and angst is FUN GBASDKFMAOWE
OUT OF CONTEXT BBY MONKEY KING DOODLES
they got hit with that Familial Love +2 Modifier
don’t mess with the toothpick man 🔫
(I did more of these that i’ll post throughout the week, but if you want to see the rest sooner, they’re on ig here)
Teasing is their love language (especially Crosshair)
So I just thought of a scene in the burnt marshmallow monkey king au where the gang is in some sort of danger, and mk, in a moment of desperation picks up wukong and carries him like a football, cause he’s like four feet tall, and just BOOKS it
Wukong: do I weigh anything to you?
Mk: nah, it’s just like holding a bag of grapes
Wukong: >:(
Mk wouldn't even get the chance to, straight up, Wukong would scoop Mk up and book it and you'd just have the visual of
carry ur son to safety day--
Dragon Horse Daughter Acquired
Bonus:
He’s excited BG;LKAMEF;WOEF
Request? Um, maybe how about Gao's cat? I always canon that that cat is with Macaque or maybe Mac left it with Sandy
I just want to see Gao meet with her cat alive...
i like to think that it was just some completely random stray cat that the Host nyoomed in on without hesitation despite being surrounded by apocalyptic setting n unpossessed bull clones prolly like everywhere n isnt actually hers
playing around with an incorrect quote generator and came up with some gems
Ahsoka: Why are you late? Obi-Wan: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Ahsoka: Overslept? Obi-Wan: Overslept.
Ahsoka: I am the most responsible person in the group. Obi-Wan: …You just set the kitchen on fire. Ahsoka: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
Obi-Wan: Ahsoka, why are you crying? Ahsoka: This book is so sad!! Obi-Wan, picking it up: But this is my diary-
Crosshair: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Tech: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Wrecker: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Crosshair: *shoots it*
Tech: Do we have any orange juice left? Crosshair: *pours the remaining juice into his cup* Crosshair: Sorry, we’re all out.
Crosshair: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Tech: So, you’re not going to share? Crosshair: I’m not going to share.
Omega: We’re kind of missing something guys. Echo: Cohesion? Crosshair: Teamwork? Tech: A general sense of what we’re doing? Hunter: And Wrecker is not here. Echo: Oh, and that, yeah.
Hunter: This is a judgement free zone. *Pulls out a knife the size of his forearm* Hunter: And I mean it.
Echo: Are you mad? Hunter: No. Echo: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Fox: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Riyo: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Fox: I said within reason, Riyo. How about I murder that guy? Riyo: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Fox: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Fox: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Riyo: Peonies, why? Fox: Riyo: Were you going to get me flowers? Fox: Riyo: Fox: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Fox: Riyo and I are no longer dating. Riyo: Fox, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
Satine : I want to kiss you. Obi-Wan, not paying attention: What? Satine : I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Satine : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Obi-Wan: Wow. They sound stupid. Satine : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Obi-Wan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Satine : I guess you’re right. Hey Obi-Wan, I love you. Obi-Wan: See! Just say that! Satine : Obi-Wan: If that flies over their head then, sorry Satine , but they're too dumb for you. Satine : Obi-Wan.
Satine : I think I'm falling for you. Obi-Wan: Then get up.
Cody : You have an impressive pain tolerance. Obi-Wan: Thanks, it's the trauma.
Cody , holding an unconscious Obi-Wan: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.
Obi-Wan: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen? Cody : Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.
Obi-Wan: Turns on the kitchen light Cody : Sitting at the table, eating bread Obi-Wan: It’s four in the morning. Cody : Turn the light back off.
Rex: Are you alright? Ahsoka: Short answer or long answer? Rex: Short? Ahsoka: No. Rex: Long? Ahsoka: Nooooooo.
Rex: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Ahsoka. Rex: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for. Rex: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it. Ahsoka: Hmm… I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either. Rex: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though. Ahsoka: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it. Rex: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
Rex: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. Ahsoka: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
Rex: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Ahsoka: I will politely decline.
Not only does Omega's innate compassion, optimism, and tenacity grow stronger as she grows older, but she also becomes an amalgamation of some of the best traits of her brothers:
An excellent, thoughtful leader, like Hunter
Driven to do more to help, like Echo
Intelligent, self-confident, and a daredevil calculated risk-taker, like Tech
Fun-loving, adventurous, and enthusiastic, like Wrecker
Sassy and stubborn, like Crosshair
Omega IS Clone Force 99's legacy. She carries them with her, because they have become a part of who she is. She became a member of the Bad Batch, and the Bad Batch lives on through her.
Sorry for goober-posting.
I used the ibis paint x animation feature, using my lmk oc Wisper! ✨🌊