“Where are you thinking of going?”
“New Jersey”
*Forgive me Brooklyn. I have sinned*
-Steve Rogers
The problem is Gray never knows where his clothes are
Juvia: Juvia is cold.
Gray: Here have my jacket.
Lucy: I'm cold.
Natsu: Want me to set you on fire?
Bucky: I only just met Peter but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone here and hunt down whoever did it brutally and efficiently
Freed and Bickslow turn around hearing a crunch.
Laxus: My mouth is a candy crush
Freed internally screaming in indecipherable gay
Freed: Gentle reminder to not eat too much candy before bed.
Bickslow: No.
Freed: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance full me with ungodly rage.
Clint, after being drenched in gasoline: Oh no. Fire is my only weakness.
Y/N: Yeah, fire is everyone’s weakness.
Y/N: It’s fucking fire.
Not Marvel. Funny though
bakugou: we are all michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling
uraraka: ...explain?
bakugou: stressed, broke, gay
Did you mean:
My girlfriend turned into the moon
𝒪𝒽 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒶 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓋𝒾𝓁𝑒𝑔𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃
Don’t normally do this but the song made my day.
@everyscript
Thor: *giving uncle advice to peter* Remember, a good romance starts with a good friendship.
Loki: And a bad romance starts with a “ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma”
Todoroki: I’m pretty sure you broke the hero code as well
Iida: Wait! We can't break school rules!
Midoriya: Iida, we've broken the law.
Tony: It fits -_-
Tony: Guys, I’m stuck on a word
Harley: What is it?
Tony: Another word for bottom, 5 letters.
Harley: Peter.
Peter: Wait-
Anything Marvel. Other things as well as I get involved with other fandoms
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