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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.
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Hell I’ll do it
might bring my art flow back
Hello I would pay good money to have an artist draw Belphegor in the family Guy death pose
Potato please, helpth me 🙏
Durgetash Fic Concept: A Durge that has no interest whatsoever in resisting the urge, that loves killing and longs to reshape the world into endless piles of corpses in their father's name, watches Gortash die in front of them and instantly decides that they'd fight Bhaal naked with only their teeth and claws if that was what it took to get him back. Then recognizes that what they actually need in order to get him back is something perhaps even more frightening—leverage over Bane.
So they resist Bhaal, resist the Emperor, resist anyone else who dares get in their way, and claim the Netherbrain for themselves, then... they make an offer to Bane (as spoken to through the remains of the only life that ever actually mattered). They'll unleash the army of Baldur's Gate in his name... on one condition.
Bane already knows what that condition is, of course. He's amused, primarily. He knows he's already won, that Durge's desire for power makes him stronger whether they actively help him or not, that their desire for Gortash makes them weaker and gives him a way to control them whether Durge acknowledges it or not. So he agrees.
Gortash comes back to a world where Durge is Bane's Chosen and master of the Netherbrain, where they've achieved everything that he failed to. His soul may not have spent long suffering at Bane's hand, but it was long enough to mar it. He doesn't understand why they brought him back. He failed, he'd shown that he's not Durge's equal. He says that Durge should send him back to Bane.
Durge looks at him with eyes that are somehow both disappointed and eager. Doesn't he see? He's not Durge's equal. Bane gifted him to them. He's not going anywhere. He'll sit on the throne beside them if they tell him to. Durge will drag him kicking and screaming back to their shared kingdom if they have to.
Ricky when I find you Ricky ricky when I find you ricky - but fr who keeps snitching????
And who’s getting upset about the leaks?? At this point I’m cheering out loud when I see my fav blog post again with more leaks and shit! Like- no one’s upset? The f2p players are like throwing parties whenever we get paid content for free from other people with more money than us.
But to whoever is snitching to PB about the leaks….count ur motherfucking days man BECUSE WHEN I FIND YOU- 👹👹👹
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