Hello

HBO said “Happy Pride Month! Have Rhaenyra don religious cosplay to secretly meet Alicent! No homoerotic subtext at all!” and I love that for them

You can only reblog this today.

In the International Court of Justice: Israel stands alone; the world stands with South Africa’s lawsuit The International Court of Justice ruled on South Africa’s request to order Israel to stop its invasion of Rafah and withdraw from Gaza.

I just saw a Palestinian holding the headless body of a child in Rafah, in front of smoke and flames. This is what the ethno-nationalist ideology of Zionism has lead to. This is what western-backed, racist, genocidal imperialism looks like - a man holding a limp, headless child.

Durgetash Fic Concept: A Durge that has no interest whatsoever in resisting the urge, that loves killing and longs to reshape the world into endless piles of corpses in their father's name, watches Gortash die in front of them and instantly decides that they'd fight Bhaal naked with only their teeth and claws if that was what it took to get him back. Then recognizes that what they actually need in order to get him back is something perhaps even more frightening—leverage over Bane.

So they resist Bhaal, resist the Emperor, resist anyone else who dares get in their way, and claim the Netherbrain for themselves, then... they make an offer to Bane (as spoken to through the remains of the only life that ever actually mattered). They'll unleash the army of Baldur's Gate in his name... on one condition.

Bane already knows what that condition is, of course. He's amused, primarily. He knows he's already won, that Durge's desire for power makes him stronger whether they actively help him or not, that their desire for Gortash makes them weaker and gives him a way to control them whether Durge acknowledges it or not. So he agrees.

Gortash comes back to a world where Durge is Bane's Chosen and master of the Netherbrain, where they've achieved everything that he failed to. His soul may not have spent long suffering at Bane's hand, but it was long enough to mar it. He doesn't understand why they brought him back. He failed, he'd shown that he's not Durge's equal. He says that Durge should send him back to Bane.

Durge looks at him with eyes that are somehow both disappointed and eager. Doesn't he see? He's not Durge's equal. Bane gifted him to them. He's not going anywhere. He'll sit on the throne beside them if they tell him to. Durge will drag him kicking and screaming back to their shared kingdom if they have to.

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

HEY HEY @twoandahalfstudios

FUCK YOU MANNNNN /j😭😭 I DID NOT NEED TO START TEARING UP AT A STUPID VIDEO GAME'S STUPID VIRTUAL PLUSHY STORY. I ADORE THE REST OF THE NEW DLC BUT I DID NOT NEED TO STARE AT MY MONITOR IN SADDNESS AS I READ THAT. (love the entire dlc though lol AWSOME work, i like being dramatic)