Wha- Where Are My Books?

Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.

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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.

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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.

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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE

FIMISHED ITT RAAAGHHH 🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️

"YOU TRY IT!!!"

Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

Violet: What are you, 5?

Ridoc: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Violet:

Ridoc:

Ridoc: I’m sorry, don’t kill me.

I think I saw Kieran's crossbow somewhere behind the trees near the docks - where he sometimes leaves it to 'safeguard' it. I'm not sure though, it might be somewhere else.

DAILY NEWS 6/2/24

Updates/Announcements

New shipment of cookies and snacks has been sent to camp from Sally Jackson

Game Winnings/Events

Clarrise wins mud wrestling contest between herself and Piper McLean (nobody was injured)

Myra is hosting swimming lessons that are paid for in baked goods by Kat.

Drama

Beware Solana, she's running around camp whacking people over the head with a VIOLIN. Specifically the criteria for the people whacking is someone who owns a snake and has had it close to her before.

Lost items

Kieran lost his crossbow again and he swears up, down, left and right that someone stole it. If you see it, please return it to cabin 7.

Thanks for reading - Will Solace ☀️

*hugs him thru the screen*

*heavy breathing* mA BABY-

Leo: My therapist was talking to me and she said that I really need to break down my walls and let people in..

Leo: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.

Leo: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

10 little monkeys - PJO ver.

7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,

Leo fell down and cracked his head,

Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,

"No more demigods jumping on the bed."

if you tell a woman she isn't complete without children, I will kick your ass so far, you'll end up on Jupiter in his greek form

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.