CUDDLING DOES NOT HAVE TO BE SEXUAL

how in the holy smoking doodles does this have so many notes (yes, 23 notes is a big deal for me)

pls don't let this be the post tumblr recognises me i thought of this on the toilet at 3am

10 little monkeys - PJO ver.

7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,

Leo fell down and cracked his head,

Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,

"No more demigods jumping on the bed."

people.

what is wrong with them creatures.

why do you wannA RAPE US WE'RE MINDING OUR OWN BUSINESS LEAVE US ALONE GODDAMMIT

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

thank you for the tag!! (I tried it with Ron, but all I'm getting is ginger aesthetic TwT)

Angeldust (or Anthony, from Hazbin Hotel) + purple

sorry for not keeping up with the theme but my name didn't work, my oc's name is a colour (emerald), and when I tried it with Ron, I only got ginger aesthetic :(

wait shit idk anyone other than the person who tagged me :cue the sad hamster music:

a new tagging game, thank you kindly for the tag @esolean 🫴✨ type in Pinterest:

your name* + favorite color + aesthetic

and post the 6 imahes that you get 🪶

*or name of your OC

Tagging: @luminousecho @wrengaunt @shyinsunlight @the-letterbox-archives @the-golden-comet @eternalremorse @uniyppy @pheexblack @infernalrusalka @jamiemoonymarks @steve-black-hl @paper-cranes @ps-cactus @resilient--snake @crime-in-progress @catjar91

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

YOUR NOTIFS ABSOLUTELY MAKE ME HAPPY YOU ARE QUITE LITERALLY THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE ON HERE AND I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE YOUR FRIENDO

and thanks, im very happy too :D

List 5 things that make you happy then put this in the askbox of the last 10 ppl that liked or reblogged something from you

ooh I'll have to dig a bit, I haven't posted in so long lol

books

music

me gf (I still can't believe I have one :D)

me friendos

a notif from u <3

*hugs him thru the screen*

*heavy breathing* mA BABY-

Leo: My therapist was talking to me and she said that I really need to break down my walls and let people in..

Leo: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.

Leo: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

You look out from where you're mopping in your house to see the hero run away from a falling piano that seemed to follow them wherever they ran. Even the evil lord looked rather taken aback.

You turn back inside. No one's going to suspect a goblin.

You are a lowly goblin with a mop that accidentally triggers a series of impossible rue goldberg interactions that ends with the demise of the fabled hero of light in the most anti-climatic way possible. Both the hero's party and the evil lord stand in shocked silence.

List 5 things that make you happy then put this in the askbox of the last 10 ppl that liked or reblogged something from you

ooh I'll have to dig a bit, I haven't posted in so long lol

books

music

me gf (I still can't believe I have one :D)

me friendos

a notif from u <3

u aint getting my m&ms bitch they're mine

So basically what's happening here is:

Leo: I've never done anything wrong in my entire life.

The entire fandom: We know this, and we love you.

Nico: So, Leo is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Jason: Why? Nico: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Leo, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.