*Talking About Someone Blowing Tyler Up*

Alaska n Cali ? ^_^ romantic or platonic, or neither, just how they’d interact doesn’t matter to me, just curious :33

I AM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SO LATE. I meant to do this sooner I swear, I just had no idea how to do what I needed to on Google Docs mobile. Anyway, I went the platonic route sorta, it can read as romantic as well, sooo HERE!!!!

Alaska and California-

Cuddles, all the cuddles, it’s what they do like 80% of the time when they’re together

Alaska will just pick Cali up at random, like it’s the more normal thing in the world, and Cali just takes it

They don’t actually talk much when together, well Alaska doesn’t, Cali yaps

Cali somehow managed to get Alaska to watch anime with them one time, it ended at ep 4 when girl + dog = lot’s of crying from the both of them

Alaska has a pet bear and Cali has the insatiable need to pet and cuddle things that can kill him

They have gone to multiple sports games together, despite Alaska not liking the crowds and Cali not like the noise or the crowds, according to Cali it’s “a bonding experience to watch your team win while on the bring of either shutting down or a panic attack” 

Cali does sketches of Alaska throughout the day, sometimes the drawings include other states but normally it’s just him, then at the end of the day Cali will give them all to Alaska who proceeds to put them all on the fridge in the garage

Winter vacay is determined by a coin flip, it’s normally with Alaska (it’s not rigged, Alaska just always picks the right side)

Cali tried to get Alaska to understand the appeal video games, then ended up getting demolished by him because of tilt control on Mario Kart

Alaska taught Cali how to ice fish, how to safely skate on open ice, and how to be silent in the woods

The two are just very close, Cali is an outcast not by choice and Alaska is one by choice, it’s an interesting relationship

Cali was incredibly close to telling Alaska about the fact that he writes fanfics, they didn’t but the fact that he was going to is something of note

Cali steals Alaska’s hoodies and shirts since they SWIM in them

Have I mentioned cuddles? Because that is basically what the whole relationship is built upon, cuddles. So. Many. Cuddles.

Do you do ship headcanons? Would it be okay if I request some

I do now! And of course it's okay, do not fret since I shall've delivered

CaliFlo - GoldenSunshine

Their dates normally consist of Cali trying to coral Florida into not doing something destructive, and normally ends with one or both of them being the reason they are banned from another place

They cuddle, a lot, always 

Some states bet that they wouldn’t be together for a month, the NE got like 50 dollars because of that bet

When Cali’s sad, Florida just lays on him till they aren’t sad anymore

When Florida’s sad, Cali will bring him either to the shore or Disney World, if that doesn’t work he gets Loui

They’ll do little drawing competitions with each other, just drawing either a character or they’ll go to a park and draw the scenery

Florida introduced Cali to first person shooters, they now play every Saturday

The times where Florida wants to cook, he’ll get the help of Loui to make sure it’s edible, Cali doesn’t care if it’s edible or not, he just cares that Florida thought to cook

Cali got Florida into the world of sitcoms, which takes over their Friday nights

They dance around in the living room when Cali has a record playing

They just like to sit together, even if they are doing completely different things

ColoVada - ColdCasino

During the winter they go snowboarding and ice skating, during the summer they go to casinos and dancing

Very visibly in love, to an almost sickly amount

They would just lie in bed for hours if they had nothing to do

Nevada will dress Colorado up just for fun, and he lets him, just whatever he wants him to wear Colorado will

Colo is the only person allowed to brush Nevs hair

They watch those horrible Christmas romance movies when tis the season

Colo always makes sure to go to Nevs shows 

Nev found this indoor snowboard and ski place that he took Colo to as a date, now they go once every weekend

Nev always makes sure to make time for Colo considering that he has a much busier schedule than Colo

Nevada just always sits on Colo, whether it’s in a meeting or just being around the StateHouse, Nev never uses an actually chair

After several criminal acts that didn’t land them in prison ONLY because Gov stepped in (and one of those times he had to pull so many strings it was terrifying), Utah and Arizona were no longer allowed alone for more than five minutes.

Not many duos can be worse than Florida and Loui, but damn do Utah and Ari come very close.

The Good Boy™️ and The Hot Chaos Coyote™️ an amazingly disastrous duo that literally no one expected

Wassua broski, got any Arizona and NJ HCs up in that fancy brain of yours?

Moi? Fancy? Oh stawpppppp 🤭🤭🤭🤭

I sadly don’t have any NJ hc’s, but I do have some for Arizona (old home state! :D)

He’s 100% the Florida of the West, just less humidity.

Everyone loves him :3 No one hates him. If they do,,,,,, we’ll deal with that very quickly <3

Ari is the himbo ever <3

You may call him Ari, but if you call him Zona, he mightttttt shank you repeatedly (:

He experiences the equivalent of someone saying they’re from NY and then getting asked "what’s the city like?", but with Phoenix.

He can touch hot stuff without getting hurt (guess that’s how he’s able to touch NM huh?) and it makes the other states question his abilities

One of the only people to get the stick out of Utah’s ass and allow him to actually go have fun. Alas, the puppy eyes were too great for Utah 😔✊

As much as he loves summer, it’s an absolute nightmare sometimes cuz of his curly hair 💀 (<- coming from a curly/wavy haired person)

His hair is a sorta orange-ish brown cuz he tried bleaching it to die it, but failed and it ended up turning that color. It looks nice though, so he’s not complaining.

Look at him!!! THIS IS MY BOY!!!!! I am a PROUD Centralian and I would be DAMNED if I didn't draw him with animals. You would be surprised at how many of these I have actually seen or heard about being near by.

(Also yes that is a Gator, we don't natively have them but there was one here for like 2 weeks, still surprised he was in central and not the swamps down south because...actually I feel like that's obvious)

Have NJ and NY. Just wanted to do a quick sketch, bit bored, hockey in a few hours though so I have that to look forward too :D

Day 1: Ethoslab

Good old Etho for Hermit-A-Day-May, was going to do more but I uhhh... kept watching Netflix and this may or may not have taken me all day because of that lolz

I downloaded Krita and decided to draw Jersey, and this is my first time doing drawing him, who knows I'll probably end up drawing more of him (who is me, I do know, I so will)

I hath come to humbly ask thee for Texas hc’s 👁️👁️

*do not feel forced or rushed to answer this!!*

It's not been almost a whole day, I don't know what your on about. Seriously though sorry this is late, I wanted to get it done yesterday but sadly I do have a friend who also likes hockey so, anyway ENJOY!!!

Texas-

He can sing and play the guitar really well

Big ol’ stargazer, was very sad when he realized that the StateHouse wasn’t in the best location to stargaze

He doesn’t agree with a lot of what happens in his state, not that he has much of a choice but if asked in private he makes his opinion pretty known

Will occasionally drink a glass of oil, yea know, for the funnies, the other states are absolutely disgusted, even the ones with oil drilling

He’s never actually done drugs, like it was very tempting at one point but he never actually tried it and doesn’t plan too

Owns a dirt bike and bought a few other southern states one as well to do races

He’s smart, but specifically the stupid kind of smart, the kind of smart that got a super collider built but dumb enough to not be able to convince the government to keep throwing money into the project (this is real, this did happen and I love it so much it’s so interesting)

Manipulative bastard (affectionate??)

He doesn’t always dress like he’s a cowboy from the deep south, he actually has a lot of what the NE states call “normal people clothes”, he just prefers to dress like what he is, a gay cowboy

Whore (affectionate)

Was the one who started the southern Minecraft server, mainly so he could bomb Oklahomo legally

LETS GO JERSEY WOOOOOOO!!!!!

September 20, 2023 - Critical support to this New Jersey man who intentionally crashed his car into a police station while blasting Welcome To The Jungle by Guns n' Roses. 🫡 [video]

So I saw some stuff a little while ago about how "Oh why isn't there more ship names" or "Listen guys, other fandoms do this why don't we?" and I just want to say...

MY ASS DID SHIP NAMES WHEN I HAD TO DO SHIP REQUESTS!!!!

GoldenSunshine for CaliFlo and ColdCasino for ColoVada

So please people, if y'all are doin ship names, include my ass into it cause OOO do I love makin a good ship name :D