Gi-hun: Sang-woo, I Screwed Up, Big Time.

Sae-byeok: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Gi-hun: We're chopsticks!

Sae-byeok: Well... that's cute!

Sae-byeok: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Sang-woo: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Bucky barnes: Goodnight to the love of my life, Steve Rogers, and fuck the rest of y'all.

**Gi-hun:** Remember that time I almost won a billion… dollars? Turns out, second place gets a pat on the back and a slightly used spatula.

**In-ho:** Oh, *that* spatula! I saw it on eBay. Going for a cool million. Apparently, it's *autographed* by the guy who *lost*. A real collector's item.

**Gi-hun:** A million? I should've kept the darn thing! I could've bought a lifetime supply of those weird sugary fish cakes.

**In-ho:** Speaking of fish cakes… you owe me money for that game of ddakji. Remember? The one where I *totally* didn't cheat?

**Gi-hun:** Cheating? You were using *magnets*, In-ho! Magnets!

**In-ho:** Those were *very* strong, *naturally occurring* magnets. Besides, you were clearly distracted by that adorable Dalgona candy… that you also lost to me.

**Gi-hun:** Okay, maybe I have a slight problem with games of skill… and magnets. But I'm working on it. I’m thinking of entering a staring contest. I'm unbeatable at staring.

**In-ho:** (Laughing) You’d lose to a potted plant, Gi-hun. A potted *cactus*.

**Gi-hun:** So, you're telling me this game… is *all* about finding the perfect shade of beige for your living room? Because I picked a pretty killer mustard yellow.

**Salesman:** (Beaming) Precisely! And the prize? A lifetime supply of beige paint! Think of the possibilities! Beige on beige! Beige with a subtle hint of… off-beige!

**Gi-hun:** A lifetime supply of beige? I risked my life for... *beige*? I should have stuck with the squid game. At least the prizes were *excitingly* violent.

**Salesman:** Oh, but think of the *subtle* violence of choosing the wrong shade! The psychological warfare! The sheer terror of… eggshell!

**Gi-hun:** Eggshell? You're losing me. Are there… are there tiny eggs involved? Because I’m surprisingly good at cracking eggs.

**Salesman:** (Whispering conspiratorially) Only if you choose the wrong beige. Then, tiny, *very* angry eggs…

**Gi-hun:** Right. This is definitely worse than the squid game. At least there I knew what I was up against. This... this is beige-mageddon. I'm outta here.

**Salesman:** (Calling after him) But sir! Have you considered the beige-on-beige-on-beige option? It's… revolutionary!

( in a no squid game au but in-ho still loses his wife and kids)

In-ho, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…

Jun-ho: Literally none of that is true, In-ho.

In-ho: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?

⚠️vent about bsd⚠️

Is so boring seeing dazai all the time

Every bsd reaction videos always has dazai "angst " and past and hating ango like fr is annoying dazai wasn't the only one who lost his best friend ango did too and how bsd reaction videos has mori " sa" dazai and shit is so annoying tf and yall blame mori for how dazai is is not even his fault dazai already was in a dark place before meeting mori

Chuuya didn't cry when dazai left there's no proof at that and

What makes chuuya and verlaine so different

Verlaine didn't know he was hurting chuuya he wanted to raise chuuya away from the government and wanted chuuya to live a normal life and verlaine can have been a child too expect no one helped him before

Arthur didn't even think of chuuya being a human being

Verlaine was also victim of experimenting as well not only was chuuya

We barely know about Verlaine and Brutalization

There's a chance that Verlaine was also kidnapped in a young age

There's other characters that have trauma not only dazai like atsushi and kyouka and akutagawa and yosano and chuuya

Like Verlaine is the one who didn't think he's human

Like is that really impossible for someone to clone someone without having a original body

Like chuuya and his clone or the original chuuya and his clone

Dazai:kuni-boo do you love me <3

Kunikida: no <3

Dazai: </3

Chuuya: kuni darling do you love me <33

Dazai: *he's going to say no :3*

Kunikida: maybe

Dazai: huh!? What you mean " maybe " kuni you were supposed to tell him no like me * pouting *

Chuuya: it sounds like a you problem

Kunikida :* grin*

Atsushi: How long does it take for you to start hallucinating because of sleep deprivation?

Dazai: Probably around-

Kunikida: 72 hours.

Dazai: How do you know that?

Kunikida: There's a ghost behind you, and it's making fun of me.

( love kunikida sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooolooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooolooooooooooo much)

When ur so bored you ended up making a squid game GC knowing ur not going to ever post it 😭😭