(Based on this post)
Heterosexual: Door swings one way
Homosexual: Door swings the other way
Bisexual: Door swings both ways
Pansexual: Revolving door
Demisexual: Door is locked
Asexual: Door is actually a wall
So, have you opened your door yet?
Actually, I don’t have a door. I have a wall.
Have you tried giving it a push?
A push? It’s a wall. Pushing on a wall won’t do anything.
I’m sure your door will open once you’ve found the right key.
Walls don’t have locks…
Although maybe you should call a locksmith just to make sure everything is, you know, okay.
Nothing you are saying makes any sense. It’s a WALL.
Maybe yours is actually a pull door. And it’s okay, you know, if your door opens the other way. I’m sure you’ll feel better once you admit it to yourself.
Do you not understand what a wall is?
Did your fingers get caught in the door when you were younger? Because you shouldn’t let a trauma like that stop you from opening your door now.
No my fingers did not get caught when I was younger because IT’S A WALL AND NOT A DOOR.
You know, I don’t mind helping you with your door ;)
… I’m just going to go over here now…with my wall… yeah….
xylemx submitted:
I found the lipstick that’s right for me
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
allosexual person: wow sex is the greatest thing ever me, a confused asexual: ok but have you ever stepped on a really crunchy leaf?
Finally something that properly shows the infuriating hate I have for mosquitoes
The only thing straight about me is my hair.
The only straight thing about me are my teeth
Is there a word for aces to use in place of "horny"? Like instead of wanting to engage in coitus, it means wanting to engage in cuddles? Cause I need that word!
omg yes!!! we need this word immediately
- Alec
The Royal Heart tells the story of Lyric, a child who is assigned male at birth but grows uncomfortable with that identity and eventually, via a little magic, is able to become the person she feels she is — a princess. Author Greg McGoon spoke to Mic about why he chose to write fairy tales, how he came to create Lyric and what the moral of this story is.
Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.
Read more at: http://futurism.com/images/ http://futurism.com/images/if-our-universe-is-so-old-and-vast-then-where-are-all-the-aliens/
pretty easy.
I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.
And I mean that.
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