Straight: stays on the first floor
Gay: stays on the second floor
Bisexual: sometimes on the first floor and sometimes the second
Pan: zipping up and down the escalators
Ace/Aro: waiting in the car
Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?
i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.
You do not owe your parents grandchildren. You do not owe your siblings nieces and nephews. You do not owe your partner children. Unless they are something you want, you do not owe them to anyone. Your body is yours, and you are allowed to decide what happens to it and whether you want to reproduce. If part of your asexuality is not wanting children, that is completely your choice, and it is okay.
Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!
*ace people laughing in the distance*
These two are adorable…
I believe Pewds said ‘merry Christmas’ and Jack said ‘merry Christmas my friend’
Here are some puns you can use:
-acesthetic -gonna ace this -this is pretty ace -I’m pretty ace -aced it -I ace everything, it’s who I am -if you’re playing cards then you can say “gonna ace this” and it’ll be a triple pun how hehe ace is that? (◕∀◕✿)
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when we say “netflix and chill”, we mean it
attention @ everyone who cares about animals!!!!!!!!!!
tl;dr: do NOT buy this brand of flea medicine. always do research before buying any kind of medication for your animals.
my boyfriend bought this at petsmart for our cat and when we put it on her, she started licking it bc i guess i accidentally placed it too low and he got worried so we’ve been on google to find out if it’ll harm her. we found some scary stuff.
it doesn’t happen to every cat that this product is used on, but there are reports of this product seriously hurting cats. it burns their skin and can be very painful. the screenshots above are reviews from amazon for the one in the blue box. the one we used is the one in the purple box.
some cats had reactions right away while others took a few hours. we put this on our cat about an hour ago (washed it off of her soon after) and she seems fine but we’re so worried about what could happen. even if nothing happens, this is a chance we never would had taken if we’d known.
ALWAYS RESEARCH BEFOREHAND. i can’t believe petsmart has this on their shelves after everything people have said about it. please spread the word by sharing this post! protect ur pets. a simple google search could have stopped all these cats from getting hurt.
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