This Comment (from This Video) Made Me Realize "Hyperlink Blocked" Rhymes Perfectly With "I Believe In

reblog to let people know you were here before the great twitter migration

Me, simping for Alastor: I AM SIMPING SO HARD YOU'RE SO HOT WELRGIEORJG but I promise that I will be keeping my distance. Just simping from a far distance you don't have to worry about me. I'm enjoying your presence and finding pleasure in looking at your design but like. I am looking respectfully. You are very very attractive and my hands are tucked deep in my own pockets very far away from you. Your voice is so hot I will refrain from thinking about you kissing my lips. I wish you find so much happiness and entertainment in life.

kris's gender is apple

[Image description: A screen shot of a tumblr comment by "limitsontoday". It reads: "contributing to the stringboard nonsense by pointing out noelle finds kris bringing her to the spamton shop door nostalgic. she also remarks the dealmaker seems familiar to her when you have her equip it".] *UNHOLY SCREECHING*

Give me a second here I think I just had another Pepe Silvia moment (1/???)

[ID: A collection of images of the December spelling puzzle walk. Kris and Noelle walk side by side on parallel lanes, pressing switches to unblock each other’s paths and Noelle stepping on switches with letters on them. Along the way, Noelle says, “I always wanted to go someplace new, you know? And Dess… always told me she’d take me. Somewhere like this. Somewhere with shining lights.” /End ID.]

Me, listening to Deltarune chapter 2 fanmade songs and remixes: Wow!! This song is so good!! Song/Remix: *Has "Lost Girl" leitmotif in it* Me: W-Wow, this...*Sniffs* This song is *Sobs* So- so good-

He's a 10 but talks in a bad shakespeare impression, wears clothes that are the exact same colour as his skin, fought three children and lost, fought two of those same children in a pirate costume while riding a machine he stole from the garbage, also lost, got punched in the eye by the embodiment of MS Paint, is so bad at his job that half the fandom thinks he's secretly god, hit on the queen in front of her ex-husband, a person who was also his boss, worked in retail, and feeds worms to his son

if you go with “spamton was a baby at first and a 44 y old man now” that means he was kicked out the castle when he was 19. Hope this makes someone sad over him </3

Top 5 Queen quotes?

(with an evil expression) No / You Must Stay / (with a neutral, dubiously nonevil smile) Until You Hear All My Mixtape

(note here that while trying to voice her i couldn't stop laughing, and also that i was making her voice warbly to match her voice blips, and also that her music was playing in the background which was a wonderful combination) Kris / Kris Cross Applesauce / Now That We Are Trucies I Feel Like We Are On The Same / Mathematical Wavelength / (gleefully yet withour malice whaps her arm across Kris' face) You Get Me Kris / You Do Not Do Things Like Have Opinions / Or Scream When I Capture You / Or Tell Me Horrible Plans For Smartboy Theme Park / (balls hand into fist, expression conflicted, tragic, unable to understand) I Just Cannot Compute It / Why Everyone Is So... Ungrateful / (smashes glass into ground; it explodes) Whoops That Was My Extra Dangerous Glass / Kris / I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile / (i am laughing hysterically at this point) And If I Become An Evil Villain To Accomplish That / Is That Bad? / It's Okay / You Do Not Need To Answer / You Would Be Wrong

Good Thing I Calibrated Those Cages

Understood. Mind-Changing Protocol Necessitated (a Swatchling drops from the sky and delivers an arcade game)

Please Tantalize Yourself With Your Surroundings / And Wait Patiently While I Take Over The World

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KFC finally answer the gender question

About 6 years in this fandom and I finally made the gender joke at long last LMAO

More shit to come! Until then, AU REVOIR!