It Grows

I hate netflix so fucking much. Whoever came up with "your device isn't part of the netflix household for this account" then I literally hope you have the worst days possible. I just want to watch castlevania.

replaying botw at the minute and i know the joke is done to death but picturing zelda watching him do the absolute stupidest shit for months on end while she resisted ganon is so funny to me. like she’s been fighting for her life for 100 years but he’s just decided to fist fight a chicken (and lose??). and she still moved in with him after. insane

this is me when I try and twirl my fork in my hand and I end up eventually dropping it on accident and have to clean it and get a new one (I'm a dumbass)

Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look

PART TWO

Horse Stable Beds

1/10 - would NOT recommend

◍Mattress is uncomfortable because it's literally just hay

◍Smells like hay and horse

◍bed bug breeding ground

◍head lice breeding ground

Zora's Domain Bed

4/10 - would recommend if desperate

◍looks like a building inspector's worst nightmare

◍Sleepwalkers are going to become sleep swimmers

◍Cold

◍NO COVERS/DUVET?? Prison. Only lurelin gets let off about it because it's not surrounded by cold ass water

Lurelin Village Bed

6/10 - would recommend

◍looks comfy enough

◍my only issue is where are the blankets? The duvets, even?? I know lurelin village houses have no doors but like I like to curl into a ball, cause severe future back problems for myself and get warm, ok?

I desperately need someone to take my spine apart and put it back in place like rebuilding a failed Lego 1x1 skyscraper/sword please this is a cry for help

Kakariko Village Bed

10/10 - would ALWAYS recommend

◍Comfy

◍Reliable and sturdy bedframe

◍Silk bedsheets that are always fresh

◍Literally THE perfect bed

I, personally, would KILL for this bed. I would strike down calamity ganon himself.

Paya's Bed

9/10 - would recommend for speed runners

◍Impa would get off her cushion and beat your ass if she ever caught you sleeping in her granddaughters bed

That's it

Rito Village Bed 1

5/10 - would recommend

◍Would have to do some parkour to get on

◍Try not to roll over, otherwise you'll be sleeping on the floor with a bruised arm or something

◍would smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️)

◍Cute bedsheet designs

TULIN JUMPSCARE

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My silly little Ganondorf headcannons

(curing my boredom and my first post on tumblr lol anyways)

Ocarina Of Time

✷he wears gold lipstick/makeup that was commissioned by him from the other gerudo that has very specific, precise and even rare ingredients that can't be made better anywhere else in Hyrule

✷i feel like his usual outfit was made to go to Hyrule, rather than be an outfit he typically wears while in gerudo fortress and his actual outfits look similar to his people's, maybe because it's traditionally considered more feminine? And he felt like they (Hyrule) wouldn't take him seriously unless he was conforming to Hyrule's gender binary of clothes

✷I feel like he'd be really reserved at any type of function or party that's not hosted by him/any other gerudo, like an older sibling at a birthday party. But he would be civil and "involved" with others when he knows it means gaining and maintaining a reputation

✷you would not catch him DEAD doing karaoke if any hylian is there or in a 100 mile radius dear GOD but give him more than a few drinks and leave him by himself and when you come back he'd be soloing "I need a hero" in no time

Wind Waker

✷I already wonder what he did everyday for the past however long between getting out/being freed from the sacred realm and kidnapping blonde children

✷but I think he would send bokoblins and moblins to raid islands for their books, specifically history and folklore books so he could not only gather info of what's happened over how ever long he had been gone but also get at least an idea of what happened to the hero of time and/or princess Zelda afterwords

✷ I'm not even going to lie, when he kidnapped that rich girl that link has to save and she becomes poor, he definitely stole her eyeliner if she had it on her, or he at least got his monsters to raid some woman's makeup drawer

✷He would 100% duet "gotta go my own way" with the helmaroc king while drunk, he would let himself have fun and sing 'cringe' songs he's tired ok

He would do Gabriellas part let's not lie here

Twilight Princess

✷He would get into the Salty Spitoon just by walking past it on the street

✷I personally think he wrapped up the sword of the six sages because it glowed like a light saber and it gave away his location at least one time to some random ass person he then had to kill

At LEAST once thinking about it is so funny lol, you see some tall guy with a glowing stick while going to buy a bag of flour or something and now you're dead lol

✷when he's in bed and he's recalling his earlier days, he definitely cringes to himself at the fact that he got snitched on by a child who most likely can't tell you what a verb, an adjective or a hyperbole is

✷he has to take off his crown(?) when he goes to bed (and even IF he does sleep) because he tried to go to bed with it on once and woke up to his pillow absolutely torn the FUCK up, like it was just rags at that point

Tears Of The Kingdom

This one is gut feelings because I haven't played it yet because I'm broke and if anyone sees this pls don't comment spoilers 😭

✷takes VERY good care of himself/his appearance and definitely has people who work in Hyrule castle who have a crush on him (both male and female and also gender nonconforming)

✷Trained from an early age to fight, but specialized in swordplay and archery, rather than fighting with his bare fists

✷I saw from others posts that don't have spoilers that he absolutely dispises rauru. He would 100% act petty. He would subtlety deform rarus cutlery if they all have a meal together when nobody is looking. not to the point where it's obviously bent but like the handles aren't straight at all now and he knows that they can't fix it unless they completely melt the forks and knives down to reform them

✷He also definitely "discovered" a broken window or two in Hyrule castle

Describing how I feel about Ganondorf's designs with Pinterest reaction memes

Part 2

Leaving then both like this bc I'm lazy

Hyrule Warriors

Wind Waker

Tears Of The Kingdom

pookiebear

unpopular opinion

I'm not going to buy the deluxe versions of botw and totk even if I get a switch 2 in the future

if I wanna see my wife's lovely face at 1080p and 120fps then I'm going to watch some ytber who bought it first

same with the additional lore drops from the Nintendo Zelda notes app

I feel like it's unreasonable to purchase an entire new addition of a game I already have just for, what? Updated graphics I didn't even really mind in the first place? And also some lore drops in different locations?

I'm not complaining about the switch 2 having these features, they're great. If in the future I ever have the chance to buy a switch 2, I'm grateful that I'll have the chance to transfer my games and save data