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Excuse me
but
I’m just gonna leave this here
Thor and Loki were raised as brothers and should not be shipped because they consider each other brothers.
RB if you agree
Tanaka: Ennoshita, quick! I need your help to find a way to get Kiyoko to notice me!
Ennoshita, who has seen every rom-com and has read many fanfics: Why don't you just date someone else to make her jealous?
Tanaka: You're a genius! But who should I date?
Ennoshita: I'm single and I don't have high standards, so I can do that.
Tanaka: Perfect! Thanks, Ennoshita. I'm gonna go let everyone know that we're dating and see her reaction!
Ennoshita, waving him goodbye: Haha have fun with that.
Ennoshita, internally: Now it's only a matter of time before he falls in love with me.
Hey! Decided to try drawing this precious baby again because I didn't like the first one. I love this one so much! The whiskers are better, the tails are better, and so is everything else really except for my tracing job.
Anyways, have this new little genius bless your day/night! Remember that you don't need to know everything to be smart!
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Someone: …“The Beatles”
Me:
Cartman: Hey, Timmy. Who’s the first person that comes to mind when you hear the word gay?
Timmy: Timmy.
Cartman, laughing his ass off: Wow, I didn’t know you were so confident with your homosexuality! Good for you, fag!
Jimmy: Th-that’s not what he said.
Cartman: I’m pretty sure everyone here can vouch for me that he said his name.
Jimmy: Y-yeah, but he was talking ab-bout you, Eric.
Cartman: Yeah, right. As if Timmy would even consider me of all people to be-
Timmy: *smirks and points to Stan across the room*
Cartman, narrowing his eyes: Oh, you little shit.
Me and @madison-is-a-small-baby agreed to write a stupid story with a time limit of 5 mins to complete it. It’s supposed to be whatever comes to our minds and this is the result. Beware and enjoy :)
You walked down the street and saw a man with a fish. The man said, “want a fish?” You said no. He wasn’t pleased. He pulled out a watch and wiped away a tear. He said, “I remember my dad had a watch.” You nodded but didn’t care so you walked away. You continued on your journey until you found the same man in a cop car. You were confused. Even more so when he looked at you and pulled out his watch again. The sirens started blaring and you started running but he hit you with the fish so you fell. He got out of the car and walked over to you and crouched down to your level. “Do you believe me now?” You shook your head in honesty but he wasn’t okay with that. “You liar!” He screamed about his dog being brown and called you racist and took you to jail. In your cell, you woke up to find your potatoes had a footstep in them. You recognized the foot size immediately and turned to find the man sitting on the toilet. “You come here often? He asked standing up. You say “no you just arrested me.” He laughed. “No, I didn’t I’m a convict. Man, you should stop taking those m&ms for pain relief.” Your head started spinning from all of the confusion and you flew away.
The end.
For example, take a look at these two:
I know guys, trust me. I never would have guessed it was the same voice actor either but those are the facts.
Our minds = B L O W N
Knock knock it's Knuckles! I know his feet are too small but I'm over it. Have this cute, angry boi make your day/night! Don't settle for anything less than what you deserve and keep up the great work!
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Since the Warners had been without parents for god knows how long, Yakko obviously stepped up and became his siblings' provider. However, since all they've ever had was each other, he became really protective of them and would glare down and avoid anyone who even looked at his sibs. With this in mind, having to let them go to one-on-one meetings with Dr. Scratchansniff and then leaving them to go to those meetings himself left him angry and incredibly paranoid, despite covering it up with his comments and shenanigans.
Fortunately, after a while, Yakko started to realize how close his siblings and even he was becoming with Scratchansniff. Even if the Psychiatrist was being driven up the wall constantly, he would always be there for them if they needed him to be and even when they just wanted him to be like when he would take them all out and just let them be kids without ridiculing them, or standing up for them to Plotz. Yakko believed that he truly cared for them in a way no one else had, which meant a lot and helped him let his guard down and trust him with the only family he had left. Hell, it made Yakko open up to him more, even confiding in him sometimes. And it used to make him jealous but he knew his siblings did too.
And as strange as it sounds, Dr. Scratchansniff was kind of like a father figure to them, as they were like the children he never had. It was an unspoken thing but deep inside they all could see it and knew it to be true, regardless of what anyone else would say.
My Hero Academia, Sonic, Dragon Ball Z, Marvel, Voltron, Animaniacs, and South Park! You'll know when I become more obsessed with one over the others
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