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Omg Lmfao😂😂😂

so when tf is Pennywise coming to my house and shoving his cock down my throat?

I tried doing that with my cat, and he ended up playing with and biting my brush smh😓😅

Today is master-class: how to paint a cat

I kind of wanna start this tradition with my family now lol

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

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Oh? Okay! I guess we know now!

"you are not like other girls"

Maybe, but aren't you like EVERY other boy out there trying to pit women against each other in the hopes that if we are engaged in this petty tussle we'll never realise our full potential as a collective sisterhood and that way you get to feed on our insecurities?

#sorrynotsorry