Wow This Is Actually Really Awesome

Someone bout to get themselves beat to next week if they touch stuff I’ve been left to keep safe.

I am duty bound to protect this stuff with my life

Even though I don’t have a lot of followers, I want to spread this to as many people as possible. Please, for the people you care about, let them know this because it could end up being a lifesaver.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

This is it. This is Ratchet in two pictures and you cannot change my mind.

Obligatory Ratchet with kids VS Ratchet with these motherfuckers.

That’s surprisingly wholesome but also sad

Suggested by prowls-analysis.

I love this so much lmao

he needs a nap

(audio from this post)

I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

If anyone ever sees this, I present a remix that reminds me of the Subway Masters because why not? It just sounds like it fits them and I can’t describe why. Either way, it’s a good remix and deserves some love.

My cat literally sleeps in the crook of my neck while purring into my ear. Don’t you dare say they don’t care about us.

     “Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

     “Cats are not loyal.”

     “A cat will not greet you at the door.”

     “You can not train a cat”

     “Cats aren’t that smart.”

     “Cats aren’t that good with children.”

     “Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

     “Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!!  One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.

Now the idea of Prowl covered in glitter attempting to hug the twins is all I can think about. God help me I’m laughing too hard at this

doorwings replied to your post “Sides: “What’s wrong with glittery?” =U”

I feel personally attacked.

By glitter as a concept? If you wanna feel more attacked I can pour glitter on myself and threaten you with a hug =U

This is beautiful