“You Miserable Cretin! They’re Nesting In My Vents!” “That Means They Like You.” – Thundercracker’s

Current Status: AC Repair man came late at night for a late call(god bless you) and our Ring Doorbell went off. Sister texts dad in group chat to get the door. I go to the door and she’s just like what if he kills us.

Literally without skipping a beat my reply is I don’t really care sis I want air

I want more of this. This is so awesome.

Part 1 of a comic inspired by a story prompt about the monster under the bed actually protecting the child

Mother Nature really doesn’t want us to have a basement. STOP WITH THE RAIN PLEASE!!!

The outside view of Earth 2020-2021 is just as embarrassing as the inside view.

VISIT EARTH | TRAVELS TO EARTH

【Experiences】  【Destinations】  【Plan your visit】  【Book flight】

////ALL TRAVELS TO PLANET EARTH ARE CANCELLED. REASON: ONGOING PANDEMIC AS WELL AS ALARMING LEVELS OF DISSAPPOINTMENT////

It’s absolutely insane how well this song feels like it fits

REAL The END OF FNAF

Og vid

(Vocaloid fan mv I spent way to much time on lol)

Currently on a road trip to go to watch my mom and cousin go skydiving. Nervous but also excited for them!

This is perfect.

Suggested by wrecknrockout.

A stands for Arson

not a request but it made us chuckle

Shut that laptop down right now if you value what’s left of your innocence(if you have any).

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Me now wondering how long the scp universe would even last: hmmmmmm

that just happened. Don't worry about it