Ryuji: Akechi, We Really Have To Sit Down Some Time So I Can Explain Why We All Hate You. We’ll Start

I believe this is how the conversation will have happened?

IronFamily makes me feel some sort of way

Just the imagery of Tony looking at YouTube videos of a kid swinging around Queens in pyjamas and going

‘Yes, I want this one’

Harley threatens to shoot him with a potato gun after a terrorist tried to kill him and he’s like

‘Ah, yes, my first born’

Morgan is an absolute terror

but what she lacks in the ability to make rational decisions (which she totally gets from her dad), she makes up for in cuteness (pepper)

He would have ABSOLUTELY claimed Shuri as one of his own

‘You like science, you’re mine now’ -‘I’m better than you at science’ -‘immediately disowned’

Vision says something slightly annoying and he goes full dad™️

‘I created you, I’m technically your father. Don’t speak to your father like that’

Peter: ‘yeah vision, don’t talk to Mr Dad like that!’

He tries so hard to fill the hole he inadvertently left in Wanda’s life by being a surrogate parent to her, and she loves him for it

‘Eat your greens little witch’ -‘yes dad’

The dad was sarcastic, but Tony grins anyways

Rhodey unironically becomes Uncle Rhodey to all the IronChildre, and though he puts on a blank face, he honestly lives for it

Peter: ‘Hey Uncle Rhodey, punched any stupid government men today?’

Rhodey, grinning: ‘unfortunately not, squirt, but it’s still early’

Pepper looks out at all her kids, only one of them biological, and decides she loves them all the same

Morgan never assumes for a second that the others are anything other than her older siblings

Sam: ‘how many siblings you got now, Morgs?’

Morgan: ‘I don’t think I have enough fingers to count’

Their little family is pretty great, and the IronParents wouldn’t change it for the world

I’m going to ramble under the cut, but TL;DR please don’t lose heart in our Pegoryu/Akiryu/Renryu ship. 💖💛

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Ann: Quick! Pick a partner! 

Yusuke and Akira: *grab Ryuji* 

Ryuji: Eh? 

 Akira and Yusuke:

There is a reason the Avengers have their groceries delivered each week. Tony made the mistake of taking them shopping only once and that was enough for him.

Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--

Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!

Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!

Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--

Natasha: Who wants bacon!

Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!

Tony: What the fu-

Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.

Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--

Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!

Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?

Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?

Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?

Natasha: What about pudding?

Clint: Fuck your pudding!

Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!

Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.

Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?

Tony:

🐺🌻 Wolf boy Tanjirou and Little Red Yellow Riding Hood Zenitsu 🌻🐺

Tanjirou: You smell so sweet!

Zenitsu: Please don’t eat me…I swear I taste terrible!!

At this point Tony could say ‘fuck it’ and turn totally evil and crash the economy or open every encrypted file on the planet and go live in a dark castle with a Jarvis dragon-AI to guard it and I would still be sittin here blogging his pretty face

*sigh*…fuck you, Morgana. No, I mean it, fuck you. 

First, that last line: Honorable human…Bullshit. All you’ve done is talk condescendingly to everyone who didn’t have tits while simultaneously being some kind of Fedora Bro to Ann (which is even worse cause you did it while she fighting against the man who had sexually harassed her). 

Second, you have done nothing but use these kids for your own gain since the beginning and are only mad that they’re not entrusting everything to you or going to you for knowledge. You’re mad that these people that you wanted to use have surpassed you when even you’ve admitted to not knowing everything and have lamented on your lack of skills in some areas. 

And third…this involves Ryuji. I love him, but I won’t deny his flaws. He is a bit of a meathead at times, a perv as well, but he means well and his brashness and rudeness is outmatched by his eagerness to jump in at the first sign of trouble and be a good person. But because he’s not up to your standards you make sure to belittle him and insult him at every turn. So when he starts making jabs about how useless you are..yeah, I’m on his side. It’s like the Kamoshida thing: there was gonna be a breaking point and it wouldn’t be Ryuji’s fault when he had enough. 

I don’t hate Morgana. There is stuff I liked about him and he does get better after all this…but this was him at his worst and the fact he doesn’t get called on his faults on this and it s all heaped on Ryuji infuriates me.

Rarepair shipper problems

1. Your ship barely interact w each other (or they don’t at all.)

2. There are barely any fics or arts for them

3. You want to move on to some other ship

4. but you can’t cause you got yourself too invested into it

“Look me in the eye and tell me you’re going to shut him down.”

I don’t see much discussion about Fury’s conversation with Tony in Age of Ultron, which I think cements Fury as the closest thing to a positive father figure in Tony’s life. After Fury chews him out for inventing Ultron, he tries to pull Tony out of the lowest point in the movie. So Tony pours all of his regret and fears into the last sympathizing ear left in what I think is a very vulnerable and well-done scene for Tony’s character arc. Tony: You’re not the director of me. Fury: I’m not the director of anybody. I’m just an old man who cares very much about you. Tony: And I’m the man who killed the Avengers.

Tony: I saw it. I didn’t tell the team. How could I? I saw them all dead, Nick. I felt it. The whole world too. Because of me. I wasn’t ready. I didn’t do all I could.

Fury: The Maximoff girl, she’s working you, Stark. Playing on your fear. Tony: I wasn’t tricked, I was shown. Wasn’t a nightmare, it was my legacy. The end of the path I started us on. 

Fury: You come up with some pretty impressive inventions, Tony. War isn’t one of them.  Tony: I watched my friends die. You’d think that’d be as bad as it gets, right? Nope. It wasn’t the worst part. Fury: The worst part is that you didn’t. 

Fury understands who Tony truly is. He knows where to cut through the evasive bullshit and get to the meat of Tony’s insecurities and foibles, but not to cut him down - to raise him back up. And most of all, he’s an old man that cares very much about him.