#mcr #gravity Falls

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

Now that Tim Walz is the VP nominee I just want to point out something that annoys me. A lot of news articles will say stuff like “democrat from minnesota” “member of the Democratic Party” “Minnesotas democrat party” and so on

so I just want to point out here in minnesota we don’t have a Democratic Party we have the DFL. And it was the farmer labor party first, DFL just sounds better and stuff

I feel like the farmer labor part is constantly ignored and I hate it

so to like the 3 people who will see this, thank you for listening to my rant. Now you know

DELETE THIS POST

Barbie (written by Greta Gerwig, delivered by America Ferrera)

This is landed gentry all over again

Incredibly intelligent maneuver by tumblr ceo to make a post that boils down to “if you want to deserve staff looking into preventing your months of harassment as well as explaining why your accounts keep getting scorched-earth deleted when you’ve made a point to follow TOS, you have to avoid hurting OUR special feelings or we’ll call the FBI on you. This is totally not transphobic despite only happening to trans women btw” and then delete the same trans woman’s account again. Excellent work sire you’ve reached new depths of spinelessness and ineptitude

"You're not going to take up the usual tools of combat, like bows or swords, to defeat the Dark Lord?" "No. I was an engineer on Earth, and now I find myself isekai'd to a place where I'm not bound by limitations like the square-cube law or thermodynamics. I'm gonna make some REAL weird shit!"

WELCOME TO THE FUNNIEST JOKES IN FILM TOURNAMENT!

Decided to make a tournament poll blog because everyone seems to be doing it uh I hope I'm doing this right

Basically what it says on the tin, let us, the great minds of Tumblr, decide once and for all the objectively greatest joke ever put into the art form of cinema. I am sure our decision will be universally agreed upon with no controversy whatsoever.

I am your host, S! (He/Him, don't mind They/Them either though) I will be your referee throughout this tournament as we encounter twists and turns, upsets, and close finishes galore!

(I hope at least, that's good for engagement)

THE RULES

Submit a film joke in the ask box

Include the films name, year of release, and a thorough explanation of the joke itself and why it is hysterical. A quip, some physical comedy, a running gag, anything goes as long as it's funny! If said joke involves significant spoilers it should be prefaced with a warning. Also while films in any language can be submitted do please write the submission itself in English. Also also please attach images or gifs if possible relating to the joke, it will save me a lot of time later. While I will be somewhat lenient, I reserve the right to delete any submission that does not meet the above requirements.

Tell your friends if they'd be interested so we can get a good number of votes!

Vote for each one you think is the funniest!

BANNED FILMS

Anything released after December 31st, 2019: to avoid recency bias

All the Potterverse films: because JK Rowling is a scumbag and trans rights

Films that have dated views on certain subjects like Casablanca are allowed but genuinely malicious films like Birth of A Nation are not; I will mostly exercise my own discretion here but may put some cases up to a poll

Please don't be the reason I add any more here

I'll start when I feel I have enough submissions

One more thing: be nice. Hyperbole can be funny but actually hateful comments will not be tolerated.

Have Fun!

this is so fucking funny