I JUST FOUND OUT THE TOA FANDOM SHIPS FUCKING APOLLO WITH THE ARROW OF DODONDA. THE TALKING ARROW. THAT

I don’t care what they say, Apollo is the god I do love and worship and support ☀️❤️

Flex is that on a shooter Roblox game I was the #1 person with the highest kills in a game for 10 games in a row

I come out of my cave, crawling on all fours while my phone with pay gorn (ao3 fanfics) in my search history as I foam at the mouth….

Do you have Minecraft?

I’m a Roblox girly 😝😝😝

(No but I used to play mincraft in 2020, I was apart of my schools minecraft club, read all the books, watched all the shows, learned coding, mastered red stone, and played tournaments. But like my dsmp phase, that had to be left in 2022)

Father…pick thyn up! Pet me!

The cat of fire says dramatically

Father, may I have the delicious food from thee food supplier without thy dollar money?

well i don't really have any mortal food... y'all can have ambrosia, right?

BRO IT VANISHED SO IMMA TYPE IT IN HERE

a person on Reddit said that my SA story was invalid bc me and my SA’er were minors at the time (still am) and they defended them saying that they were probably just curious and that I was a terrible person for calling them my abuser when I hadn’t even said the full story yet. They physically, mentally, emotionally and sexually abused me for almost two years straight and some random mf on Reddit wants to say it ain’t true 😭

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

This looks like the average personality chart for a redditor

But like redditors are either the most helpful or more illegal ppl on earth theyres no inbetween

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

This looks like the average personality chart for a redditor

NOOOOOOO DONT KILL ME IM JUST A SILLY :<

I will ruin father’s situationship with my dad by telling him he’s in a coma if you don’t be nice.

— 💤☁️

Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea Thea THEA.

Guess what? :3

Hehe….

Chicken butt HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

— 💤☁️

KILLING YOU KILLING YUOU KILLING YUOU

-thea

I swear to gods if my best friend doesn’t reveal to me soon they are a satyr and I’m secretly a half-blood then I’m gonna loose it

Father, thee arrows of Dodona club musteth merge, may we father?

—Shakespeare cat

Hello father, I have come to meet thee

The cat of fire says in a Shakespeare accent

oh gods not another arrow of dodona

hello, son! uhm... what's up 😎

Steven universe AU with the Apollo kids except Apollo was slowly “dying” when Will was born, severely weak when Austin was born and finally “died” when Kayla was born.

Except he isn’t dead. Gods can’t die. He’s in a coma like state. But no one knows why.

LMAOOO, dw im ok with that! Also….dookie….in calendar..💔 (I say as I have to use my autocorrect to help me…)

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…