Drew Pulling Up To “help” Her Siblings During A Quest:

I need a fanfic where it’s all of Apollos godly and mortal children having to protect him from people trying to flirt with him. And it’s just all of the Apollos kids banding together to protect Apollo

Warning for: child SA and CoCSA bc I don’t wanna give someone a breakdown! 🥰

MF HOW YOU GOING TO TELL ME HOW MY TRAUMA WENT?? 😭

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

This looks like the average personality chart for a redditor

LMAO. And every time ceil has to go back to his cabin to get his art supplies, bro could make a business out of Titus painting Dionysus

trying to manifest a tulpa but right when im finally getting my thoughts to take shape, my roommate notices what i'm doing and yells "paul mccartney!" forcing me to think about paul mccartney, and thus pranking me into creating a paul mccartney tulpa for the fourth time.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

BRO. I AM DEADASS WHEN I SAY I WILL GIVE YOU MY DISCORD AND MAKE AN ENTIRE TAG DEDICATED TO MARIA BC I HAVE MULTIPLE PPL WHO LOVE HER

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

I like to go with that one Daphne myth with Apollo and Eros but I allow people to see the myths through they’re eyes to see their perspectives so I love seeing you talk abt Daphne :3

But like calypso is a victim…of being cursed. Nothing else. If Zeus isn’t allowed to be a 🍇pist then calypso isn’t allowed to be one either.

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

Steven universe AU with the Apollo kids except Apollo was slowly “dying” when Will was born, severely weak when Austin was born and finally “died” when Kayla was born.

Except he isn’t dead. Gods can’t die. He’s in a coma like state. But no one knows why.

Well I’m a minor and PROBABLY neurodivergent so

Do you like my pin? 🥰

this you?

IM A MINOR BEING BULLIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 /silly

Do you like my pin? 🥰

this you?

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY HE JUST SAID “I wanna shaboink you” … WHAT THE FUCK DOES RHAT MEAN???

- Morphe

Thea, please. Tell father to stop FUCKING CALLING MY DAD AT 3 AM. WE CAN HEAR HIS TALK. ITS BAD AND CHEESY.

— Morphe

YOUR THINK I WANTED THIS?!?!?!?! I HAVE NO POWER OVER THAT S I M P

-- Thea

He wants his ex back so badly bro…😭

I’ve been rereading (relistening) to tdp and i forgot how freaky commodus is?? like??