[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]

So apparently i had to find out by accident today that stickbug eggs look like tiny pots and they hatch out by opening the lids and crawling out

it’s all fun & games having ‘adult money’ to finally buy yourself all the things you always wanted as a kid (see also: pokémon cards, nano bugs, fruit roll-ups)

then before you know it you’re standing outside a gas station putting $45 into the car for the third time this week knowing it won’t even half fill the tank

it sucks that the money you get to spend on like rent and gas is the same money that you get to spend on records and plushies. there should be a serious currency and a fun currency

Australian leaf insect (Phyllium monteithi)

Went on a nature walk last week and I saw so, so many narrow-collared snail eating beetles - also a past tense wooly bear, rip

anyways gaze upon my beebles

@bad-time-piss-depression

Wallcreeper (Tichodroma muraria), family Tichodromidae, Switzerland

This species is the only member of this genus and family.

photograph by donini_photography

love furby’s, man i still remember the blue one i had, it was the OG model design.

poor thing didn’t make the move from canada to aus all that way, as 10yr old me didn’t think to remove the batteries before it got sent over via shipping container. sadly the batteries corroded and it was never the same afterwards. it would turn itself on and off at random intervals, and it’s eyelids never shut properly. it also sounded… wrong.

it does make for a hilariously terrifying storytime however, as one night our new kitten knocked it off the desk where i kept it (covered by a bucket so i wouldn’t have to see it’s perpetually glowing eyes in the dark) the thing suddenly came to life with a cackling screech, writhing around on its back with its pupil-less eyes wide open and flashing wildly.

scared the everloving shit out of my formerly asleep younger self, genuinely to this day i think it must’ve been possessed or smth

—i love you Orthoptera i love you Neuroptera i love you Odonata

i love you Lepidoptera i love you Coleoptera i love you Hemiptera i love you Mantodea i love you Collembola i love you Phasmatodea i love you Hymenoptera

Maybe if I hit my head really hard against my sketchbook, the image in my head will transfer into a drawing

Love this 2003 magpie stamp from Finland designed by Pirkko Juvonen.

what if i was an archivist and part time conspiracy theorist and you were the only test subject that survived the horrific and wildly unethical science experiment i’m weirdly interested in and we were in love and also u were frozen and technically dead for most of our time spent together