Here Is Our Local Sturgeon Sculpture. He Is Shaped Like A Friend And I Love Him :)

i guess i now know what i’m spending my next paycheck on🧎

Royal Mail celebrates 40th anniversary of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series with special stamps | Terry Pratchett

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Royal Mail unveils 40th anniversary Discworld stamps

Royal Mail has today revealed eight Special Stamps they are issuing to celebrate Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series, making the 40th anniver

i too am an outlier in this statistic, throwback to that time in 2019 when i drank out of an unsealed water bottle i’d left at my dads house over the week that summer (half renovated barn in australia with no insulation from the outdoors)

didn’t realise a spider had laid her egg sac in the internal straw section til i felt a filmy sac pop inside my mouth 0-0 suffice to say that a wave of baby spiderlings pouring down the back of your throat and out of your open mouth is about as traumatic as it sounds.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

"oh, humblegrub, how were you able to come up with 50+ favorite bugs off the top of your head?"

it wasn't off the top of my head... I regularly update a 130+ page favorite bugs powerpoint that includes common names, scientific names, pictures, region, and why I love them 😳

trying to tell your mother that her actions actually do affect you somewhat on occasion

Am I allowed to kill people who hate bugs and specifically reach out to me to inform me of said hatred after I say I like bugs

it’s all fun & games having ‘adult money’ to finally buy yourself all the things you always wanted as a kid (see also: pokémon cards, nano bugs, fruit roll-ups)

then before you know it you’re standing outside a gas station putting $45 into the car for the third time this week knowing it won’t even half fill the tank

it sucks that the money you get to spend on like rent and gas is the same money that you get to spend on records and plushies. there should be a serious currency and a fun currency

I love bugs <3

paleontology

here have another pile of critters

oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you