Hey! You Guys Know That Thing That Happens When You Close Your Eyes And See Pictures While You Sleep?!

Spot Conlon-Theif au

“Hey kid, how old are you?”

“Why should I tell ya?”

“Smart kid. Can you run?”

“Yeah. Why?”

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Name: Patrick “Spot” Conlon.

Age: Unknown, young.

Appearance: Dark blonde hair, pale blue eyes, many freckles.

Known for: Faded red suspenders.

Weapon: Slingshot.

Calling Card: Burn mark on door.

He glanced around the empty house, eyes immediately finding anything of value in the room.

Silver candlesticks in the mantle, porcelain vase on a pedestal, gold-tipped walking stick. Nothing escaped his ice-blue gaze.

There was a bag slung over his shoulder, much like the one the newsies carried their papers in.

In went the candlestick, in went the vase, in went the beautiful portrait over the mantle.

The gold-tipped cane slipped through his suspenders like a sheathed sword.

Now the bedrooms and kitchen.

Silver spoons, delicate china, gold earrings, diamond rings, pearl necklaces.

The black stovepipe hat on the hat rack looked lovely.

Pleased with what he found, the small open window waited.

But first, the door.

His pockets held an abundance of matches. Striking one against the wall, he held it to the back of the front door, making a black spot the size of a silver dollar.

A spot.

Spot Conlon smirked, reveling in the smell of wood burning.

The spot would be immediately noticeable when the owner of the house came home, but Spot never took anything that could be noticed right away, driving the robbed insane with worry.

The match died, the door was marked, and he made a hasty exit.

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Name: Patrick “Spot” Conlon. Age: Unknown, young. Appearance: Dark blonde hair, pale blue eyes, many freckles. Known for: Faded red suspenders, black stovepipe hat. Weapon: Slingshot, gold-tipped cane. Calling Card: Burn mark on door.

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Maximoff & Pietro Maximoff & Wanda Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff/Vision Characters: Peter Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Wendy Maximoff (mentioned), Vision (Marvel), Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff Additional Tags: Time Travel, Pietro Maximoff Lives, Universe Travel, Peter Maximoff in the mcu, Maximoff Family reunion, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, MCU/XMCU crossover Summary:

When 15 year old Peter Maximoff finds himself in an alternate universe and saves his other self from dying, chaos ensues as he joins his new siblings and the Avengers on their wacky adventures.

I’m terrible at summaries, just read the story, I assure you it is better than it sounds.

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Next Chapter is up!

*slow claps*

Great job, John Walker.

Great. Kriffing. Job.

*screeches*

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Maximoff & Pietro Maximoff & Wanda Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff/Vision Characters: Peter Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Wendy Maximoff (mentioned), Vision (Marvel), Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff Additional Tags: Time Travel, Pietro Maximoff Lives, Universe Travel, Peter Maximoff in the mcu, Maximoff Family reunion, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, MCU/XMCU crossover Summary:

When 15 year old Peter Maximoff finds himself in an alternate universe and saves his other self from dying, chaos ensues as he joins his new siblings and the Avengers on their wacky adventures.

I’m terrible at summaries, just read the story, I assure you it is better than it sounds.

This is my fist fanfic I’ve posted, let me know what you think!

I’ve been in a Star Wars mood

You can’t tell me that Anakin Skywalker didn’t sock slide in the Jedi Temple.

Here’s mine

taging: @the-cowbi and @ whoeverelsewantstodothistaggame

I was listening to Bang! by AJR and it just seemed to fit.

EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I’m that pianist in the corner there!!!!!

Here’s the official trailer for @himbos-are-my-lifeblood and I’s wedding!

(If you still would like to sign up for a role to play, feel free to comment down below!)

Probably gonna lose all my followers for this but-

If you call someone racist, you are saying there is more than one race. Everyone is a person.

The is only one human race.(Then there’s NASCAR)

Loki spoilers/theories under cut

You know how Peggy Carter supposedly made a cameo in Loki? I have a theory that the Peggy seen is actually the one from Agent Carter.

The theory is, since Steve was supposedly supposed to go back and stay with Peggy, that would mean Agent Carter never happened. It’s not canon. And neither is Agents of Shield. And since Agents of Shield was almost like a sequel to Agent Carter, it would make sense for the Peggy variant seen in Loki to be the Peggy of Agent Carter.

That‘s my theory. What do you think?