I Didn't Know I Had Twitter

No seriously why is ford all over Tumblr.

in a polyamorous relationship with the oxford comma and the em dash

HHIIII i saw your post about interaction, so i am here >:3

i was gonna add a drawing of my sona waving but i cannot (it's reasonable to disable images in asks don't feel bad about that, please)

I didn't even know I had that disabled XD allso thanks so much I'm terified of reaching out :,)

Self reminder

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

This is how I take notes for story's, and then I wonder why my writing is shit.

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-wakes up human.

-*panik*.

-oh shit what do i do. -

haha this isnt real. -that fucking newt

-but actually wtf do i do

-im in gravity falls

-fuck fuck fuck fuck

-THAT FUCKING NEWT

-gets hit bye a car

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-ford fineds his half-dead body

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-fuck fuck fuck

-murder 

-i allmost died

-exstitinial crisis

-bathroom breakdown

-exstitintial crisis pt2

-its fine

-evhill

-ending ig

Intro post

Gender: demiboy / Genderfluid / transmask

Pronoun: he/they/it/thing

DNI: homphobes, transphobes, proshippers (specifically inc3st and abuse without reason or resolution), zoophiles (this is more of a do not live), irl incest, pedos, people who ship: billstan/ anything with minors or animals

Fandoms: gravity falls

Minor fandoms: dhmis, Stanley parable, dragon prince, Matt rose, Hazbin hotel, more to come

Btw I'm a minor so don't be a creep

Alpha male podcasts are so gay. Like why you hate women so much? Because you love MEN

Chat its 1:30 AM and I need to cry but allso shriek at the moon like a possum allso take multiple more melatonin

He would kill a CEO

I love thinking about the biggest real crimes and think about whether Stan Pines would do them.

like, I think Stan would be DB cooper, and he would be the Silk Road guy.

He wouldn’t do Theranos because he respects Ford to much to ruin his reputation in the scientific community.

He would fake discovering an element for clout.

He would shoot JFK, but purely for personal reasons.

All heists are definitely crimes Stan would do.

Stan would totally be a hacker, asking Ford to build him tools that make it easy.

Stan would in-fact be one of those bike phone snatchers in London.

Stan would ABSOLUTELY sell dodgy copper and carry around the complaints he got as a trophy.

Stan would steal the Mona Lisa.

he wouldn’t do any of the actually scary crimes, but it’s so funny to think about some of these events and replace the people doing them with Stan

please! Reblog with real crimes you think Stan would do!

I have decided to return to the woods barefoot in the moonlight.

Sorry to say but to me this is about fidauther

[looking at a canon/fan ship] yeah theres no romantic explanation for this sorryyy :3c people who are romantic dont look at each other like that wow they are such good friends/qpps!! do you think they hold hands and keep an eye out for each other and hug? do you think they text each other every day reminding each other to eat? childhood crushes to friends am i right :D