That Cute Little Window Of Trans Joy That Is Immediacy Shattered By People Trying To Take Away Your Human

As everyone knows everyone in the fellowship of the rings is indeed transgender

(reblog this poll plllllssssssss 🥹)

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Just gonna.. just gonna squeeze in here

The math is mathing

I’m crying into my soup

No but like, this is the thing about Sam carrying Frodo and the ring up the mountain. It's a cool scene in the movie, but they don't explain what's happening at all. The ring at this point is so heavy Frodo can't even lift his head. It's like essentially a cinder-block he has to carry around his neck. And finally he gives up and Sam offers to carry him and:

DO YOU GUYS GET IT? THE RING IS A BURDEN, BUT FRODO ISN'T. FRODO DOESN'T WEIGH ANYTHING TO SAM. SAM CAN LIFT HIM EASILY!!!! HE'S NOT A BURDEN AT ALL I —

Reupload if coz one of his eyes was very wonky

But yeah, I think I’ve improved. This is post battle Thorin with all the scars

He’s such a handsome boy *said in the tone someone uses when talking to a cat*

Just a reminder that the ONLY ethical consumption of Harry Potter is via theft or fan made content.

So it it wasn’t stolen or written better than anything that personified week old used, non organic tampon would muster - it’s not ethical. This includes watching it on the television when it is being played during Christmas

Agh he is my heart

he’s just really special to me

For all that they are different Bilbo and Thorin have one thing in common:

Doing profoundly stupid shit with a very smug expression.

Thorin Oakenshield without a tummy is like an angel without its wings

😳 my husband is trying to kill me. Such a flirt

Phew almost had to dunk my head in the quenching bowl