Does The One Ring Change Sizes To Fit Its New ‘owner’ Or (more Likely Story) Sauron Has Tiny Weird

Saw someone’s stolen art on temu today. I hope the person who made this somehow sees it and is able to draft a cease and desist.

If you know this artist please @ them. They deserve to know they’re being stolen from.

(Using the tags that will be most likely to find them sorry)

I don’t know why Icarus level heights the gods thought I reached for me to deserve this treatment ???

but I would like them to know they are misinformed and to please stop hurting me.

@reallyhappycrown I wanted to try my hand at ‘hobbits in Erebor’ concept art and I think that’s vaguely adjacent to your request so I hope you enjoy

*clearing throat*

i've seen some people (mostly on tiktok) talk about how the movies "aged down thorin". but honestly, i for one am so grateful to whoever casted RA and decided thorin has black hair and blue eyes, because it opened up the doors to us having fics with "frodo looks a lot like thorin" tropes or stories where he is frodo's actual biological father and i happily gobble those fics up

Oh….0////0

Render process on an elf Thorin

Have you ever tried to pick up a feral kitten? I’ve seen what happens to peoples hands, arms and faces. I imagine it’s very similar to what would happen if you tried to pick this little shite up

He looks like a little kitty. 🤏

Alternatively:

Thorin who grew up in the kings court and was being raised to be the next king: never said a undignified thing

Bilbo who grew up as the son of wealthy and respected parents in the shire: also never said a bad word

Bilbo watching Thorin in the smithy, sitting on a bench, legs crossed, drinking some tea, yapping his head off

Thorin gets too locked in on his husband friends yapping and accidentally over works and tears some brass he was using to make a twist for a bracelet: Fuck

Bilbo: what?

Thorin: what??

Thorin, who grew up in a society often portrayed as brash and crude, and faced many traumatic and difficult events in his life: has never said an “undignified” word in his entire life

Bilbo, who not only grew up in the prim, proper and respectable society but was considered a gentle hobbit of them: curses like a fucking sailor

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

Here you go babies, Teenage Dwobbit Frodo 😘 My silly little personal AU in which his is raised in Erebor.

He got all is his papas sneakiness and all his Adads terrifyingness, He’s really a very very sweet boy I promise😭

That last chapter of SanSûkh almost got be gang. I’m still ugly crying