I RAN INTO MY DOOR AND NOW MY NOSE IS BLEEDING

Incorrect Quote 50/50

Diavolo: Know why I called you in here?

Lucifer, embarrassed and dead inside: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic

Diavolo: *stops pouring two glasses of wine*

Diavolo: Wait, accidentally?

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Masterlist (Obey Me)

Demon Brothers

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan

Satan

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Belphegor

Undatables

Diavolo

Solomon

Simeon

Barbatos

All/ Multiple

First Kisses

Incorrect Quotes 2/50

Mammon: If I as kidnapped, what would you do?

Satan bored and trying to read a book: Nothing.

Lucifer doing paperwork: Wait 5 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

Heeellllooo!!! how do you think the brothers would react to mc greeting them like "hey bottom!" Or "hello fellow bottom"

(Btw i love your writing and it always make me smile❤)

Awww thank you❤ I hope you'll like this too.

Lucifer:

Bottom?

Lucifer?

Unless you're Diavolo I can't see this happening.

But if you say that...

Especially in front of his brothers...

He'll make sure to show you who's really the bottom.

Hint: You won't be able to walk for a week.

Mammon:

Call him a bottom and he'll explode.

In complete denial.

Especially if you say in it front of his brothers.

Want to destroy him more?

Try this:

"That's not what you were saying last night."

Leviathan:

Blushing mess.

He knows he's a bottom.

No need to point out out.

Will get embarrassed in front of the others.

"The others don't have to know..."

Satan:

Him?

A bottom?

I don't think so.

He'll probably find an smooth thing to say when you greet him this way in front of his brothers.

(Obviously I'm too stupid to think of an answer so comment what you think he'd say😂)

Asmodeus:

Not offended at all.

Actually enjoys this greeting.

Calls you his top.

Calling him that in front of his brothers is a bad idea.

He'll compliment you abut how good of a top you are.

No one wants to listen to Asmo's bed adventures first thing in the morning.

Beelzebub:

"Hey bottom!"

"Hey MC!"

Doesn't seem phased.

But wait until that night.

The whole house will know who the bottom actually is.

Belphegor:

I mean you're not wrong.

He's usually too lazy to top.

Calling him "bottom" might make him angry from time to time.

Especially in front of his brothers.

Will top you that night.

I hope you liked this! Feel free to request again❤

Imagine (Leviathan)

In which you can hear whatever music your soulmate is listening to. This is the seventeenth time today that you’ve heard the theme song to some anime that doesn’t actually exist and it’s driving you mad but wait there’s a boy humming it right there with headphones on.

(Imagine under the cut)

The music starts up again and you want to cry.

You can’t for the life of you figure out what song your soulmate has been listening to for the past week and it’s driving you insane.

Your best friend must see the anguish on your face, because he snickers and nudges your side.

“Same music?”

“YES IT’S THE SAME MUSIC!”

Solomon doesn’t even try to hide his amusement as you pull out your earbuds and scroll through your playlist to find an obnoxious song to play back at your soulmate.

Mean while, poor Levi was just vibing on a bench while Asmodeus was shopping, watching another episode of the newest devildom anime.

When suddenly new music filtered through his ears and he had to pause his episode to figure out what was happening.

He knew how his soulmark worked, but you had never played your own music so loud.

The poor boy nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard a laugh a few steps away, and saw Solomon with a human girl.

“Finally! The song isn’t playing Solomon! It stopped!”

His human friend was snickering as he watched his female friend do a little happy dance in glee, and Levi rolls his eyes before turning his attention away from you and Solomon.

He unpaused his anime, and almost immediately, immediately heard the groan through his headphones.

“IT STARTED AGAIN SOLOMON PICK A SONG QUICK!”

Leviathan nearly passed out when he realized that you might be hearing the music from his anime, so he did a little test.

Turning his attention to you, he paused his anime, then unpaused it several times, his face falling with your confused expression.

“Wait they keep stopping the music then starting it. What the fuck are they doing?”

Aaaand that’s when Solomon looked around for some unknown reason, and saw Levi staring at the two in fear as his finger hovered over the play button on his DDD.

Yeah Solomon just about choked on his own spit when he looked between the two and realized what was going on.

When Solomon finally managed to steer you over to Leviathan, who was shaking his head furiously at the wizard, you looked up from your playlist to see a terrified looking boy in front of you.

“So I think I know why we can’t find the anime intro you keep hearing. Meet Levi. He’s the one watching it.”

“So yOu’Re tHe bItCh.”

Yeah the two of you were blushing messes for the first year at least.

But hey, at least you can watch the anime that’s been bothering you for the past week.

You

Inspired by the song “You” by The Pretty Reckless

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My first Soft Shigaraki Fluff. There is sex but its nice, not my normal Dom Shiggy. He is a soft lonely man in here who wants cuddles. Also this is written in a different way. It starts off like a headcannon and ends kinda like a story. 

I had some writers block going on here so I worry about it being good. I almost didn’t post cause I’m not to confident on my writing lately. Anyway I hope you guys like it. Please like re-blog and comment. If soft Shig isn’t your thing please check out my other fics. BTW reader is amune to Shigaraki’s quirk

WORDS–1900

SHIGARAKI X FEMALE READER

Gentle Smut

Touch starved 

Shigaraki stared at you all the time. Wanting nothing more than to touch you. To feel your soft skin under his rough fingers. To pull you into his chest in a warm embrace. To have your scent surround him. Bury his face in the crook of your neck, lavishing it with soft kisses while you run your fingers through his messy soft hair. To taste the sweetness of your mouth as his tongue delves inside. What would it be like to have someone touch him. Hug him.

He was sure it would be like a drug that he would become addicted to, he would never get enough. The thought that it will never be makes his heart clench, a lump forming in his throat as he holds back tears. He would be alone forever. He was unlovable. Untouchable. He just wanted you to touch him. 

Self Esteem

He longs to confess his feelings to you but doesn’t think you will reciprocate them. He has very low self esteem, he has seen people stare at him on the rare occasions when he goes out. He knows all too well that he is not attractive. Most people wouldn’t even want to touch him, they probably think he is contagious or something.

None of that bothered him until you came along. Now he would give anything to look normal, to not have unsightly scars covering his face. To have nice soft lips to kiss you with. Even the way he held himself and walked bothered him. He looked like a string-less puppet in his movements, hunched over and jerky. His voice was raspy and husky, not smooth like the actors you see in movies. His hands were calloused, and huge, with overly large knuckles, he doubted you would want to feel his caress. He hated everything about himself. 

Loneliness 

Now he sits at that bar and watches as Dabi flirts with you, as you laugh with Spinner, talk with Mr. Compress, or just hang out with Toga. All the while wishing you would come sit next to him instead, chose his company over theirs. He wants to call you over to him so bad but he doesn’t, you are having so much fun without him. So he sits at the bar, whiskey in hand, alone as always. Occasionally glancing in your direction staring at you through father, glad you can’t see his scars.

Matter of fact you have never seen his face. Would you call him gross or a creep, words he has heard too much. He’s spent countless nights laying wide awake thinking how amazing it would be to have you next to him. Hearing you call his name. The feeling of you snuggled into him, limbs tangled together, a peaceful expression on your face, exhausted after making love for hours. To wake up next to you.

Fear

He sat there getting more and more lost in his thoughts, his self loathing, his desire for you, his loneliness, that he didn’t notice everyone clear out and you taking a seat next to him. Your sweet voice breaking through his thoughts and self pity.

You were curious why he didn’t join everyone. She wanted me to join he thought to himself, no surely not she’s probably just being polite and making conversation, but that wasn’t you. You always spoke your mind not caring if you hurt someone you said what you felt. Yet another reason he was scared to say how he felt. He never showed it but he was vulnerable especially when it came to you. You could easily destroy him. 

Happiness

Wait did she call me Shiggy. He stared at you quietly for several seconds, you must have realized your slip up because you blushed and apologized promptly. “No it’s fine” he sputtered out quickly rather liking the cute little nickname you had given him. You spent the next couple of hours talking, it came so naturally and easy. Sitting next to him, you were so close, your scent was intoxicating, your presence was delightful.

Spending time with you was a pleasure. There were so many things you had in common. Maybe just maybe, he thought, grasping on to the tiniest hope of you liking him. Wait you hadn’t seen his face. He needed to know how you would react, would you gawk at him, suddenly leave, look on speechless. It didn’t matter he needed to know so slowly, hesitantly he reached up and removed father from his face. 

Reaction

This is it, he looked at you offering you the rest of the bottle you’d been drinking out of, studying your face anxiously for a sign. You looked at him wide eyed for a second, Shigaraki took that to mean you were uncomfortable.

“I…I  can put it back on if it makes you feel better” he said, reaching for father on the bar, but your hand stopped his, “why” you asked. He turned back to you, “my face doesn’t bother you, I know how I look, you can be honest” his voice held fear of rejection. Your heart broke for him at that moment.

“I just didn’t think you’d be so hot” you blurted out. Hot she thinks I’m hot, his mind couldn’t process it. Is this really happening, is he dreaming. Without thinking he leaned forward planting his thin chapped lips to your soft full ones. You didn’t pull away. Shyly he ran his tongue over your bottom lip asking for entrance which you instantly gave. Your tongues tangled together as his arms wrapped around your waist pulling you off your bar stool and onto his lap.

You could feel his clothed erection rubbing over the fabric of your panties as he grinds against you. Breaking the kiss he peppered tender bites up and down your neck, little moans coming from his lips. “Shigaraki” your voice breathless. “Call me Tomura baby,” he instructed. 

Dream

“Come with me” he pleaded while taking your hand and leading you away from the bar. You knew where this was going as you followed behind him, his thumb drawing delicate circles on your hand as he led you up the stairs to his room. Entering his room he quickly shut and locked the door behind you. Once again pressing his mouth to yours, all while walking you backwards over to his bed, the back of your knees hitting the mattress before he pushes you down, his body quickly covering yours.

“You have no idea how much I’ve wanted this, how I’ve longed for you, my angel” voice desperate as he gently sucked a path down your neck over your now exposed chest, his quirk came in handy sometimes he smirked to himself as he eliminated the rest of your clothes. Hearing you moan his name only urged him on, his hand feeling over your curves as they moved to his destination between your legs.

His long fingers dipping inside your heat. He could feel how warm and tight you were. Your hands were tangled in his hair scratching his scalp and it felt so euphoric to finally have his dream come true. His mouth reaching the soft flesh between your legs, sucking your oversensitive nub, letting the rough texture of his tongue lick over it running up your lips before delving inside your tightness joining his finger, adding another digit followed by a third, stretching you for what was to come, wanting to make it easier on you, he knew he was big. “You taste like honey baby,” his voice hot on your womanhood. His mouth was driving you crazy as he enjoyed you to his fill. 

Heaven

He worked his way back up your body, ridding himself of clothes on the way. Taking a hold of your hand, “touch me, please” he asked, placing your small hands on his hardened member. The feeling of you working him was almost too much, going from no touch to being so intimately touched by your soft hands on him, as your lips kissed on his neck.

He couldn’t believe how amazing it felt to have you touch him like this, it was way better than him doing it. The feeling of you stroking him. He was more than ready as he took your hands entwining them with his own placing them on either side of your head.

“Are you ready for me love?” he questioned. Nodding in the affirmative he eased in slowly, giving you time to adjust to his size, not wanting to hurt you. Inch by inch he buried himself inside you, holding your hands tight in his while his mouth devoured yours, swallowing your cries and moans. Finally sheathing himself to the hilt in your womanhood he paused giving you a moment to adjust to him.

“You’ve made me so happy princess” his voice husky as he starts to move again. He shushes your whines, promising it will feel good, telling you to relax. After several thrust your whines turn to cries of pleasure, he was filling you so perfectly, so deeply. You were gripping his hands as he left open mouthed kisses all over your chest and neck, whispering in your ear, “ your so beautiful like this, your taking me so well. I’ve dreamed of you so many times” he confesses to you as he moves his hands to your hips, leaning up to a sitting position he bucks his hips into you, pace becoming more erratic as he nears his release.

You felt a feeling coil in the pit of your stomach, electricity spreading through you as you peaked, soaking Tomuras’ cock as he continued to pound into you. He had felt you tighten around him, convulsing as you came, it was his heaven. He had you, you had found release at his hands and it was real, not a dream. He pumped into you a few more times before filling you up, emptying himself inside your warm tight channel. You felt him twitch and pulse as he came, it was so warm and erotic. The feeling of him.

Warmth

Still inside you he gently lays on top of you wrapping his arms around your small form, rolling you over, taking care to stay connected to you. He didn’t want to pull out of you, he wanted to stay like this forever.

He cuddled into you burying his face into your neck whispering sweet words of how much he adores you into your ear. How he would always protect you and take care of you. This was the best thing he had ever felt. The feeling of your body next to him, engulfing him. He could feel your hands on his back, nails dragging up and down as you kissed the top of his head.

“Why didn’t you say something sooner Tomura” you asked. He looks up at you “I didn’t think you would want me, I’m not exactly good looking” he answers shyly. “You really think that, Tomura, I think you’re sexy and you could have had me anytime” you blush while confessing to him. “You’ve made me happier than you know” he says while his mouth meets yours again. The kiss becoming more intense and passionate as Tomura starts to get hard inside you again. “Ready for round two love” his tone promises a long night of love making as he flips you over and worships your body once again.

THE END

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The eye of the hurricane. I like to think Cassandra sometimes called the brothers by the nicknames their dad used, given they were probably pretty close before his passing.

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Man oh man, this one was way messier and off model than my last few updates but whatever, we got to keep this ball rolling! Life's been crazy so I've had to take some unwanted breaks in between updates. Thanks everyone for your patience as always!

One thing I wanted in this flashback was to really get a sense of how the brothers worked as an experienced team with Leo at the helm as a proper leader. It's something we never got to see much of in Rise and I felt it was important to include since half the team is already gone by the time of Replica. Team Dynamics Ted Talk under the cut!

We know from Casey Jr that Leo stressed the importance of listening to your team. A big part of that also means knowing how to communicate with them in general.

With Michelangelo, he keeps it short and succinct, trusting his brother to know what he's doing when in his element. This trust goes a long way with Mikey, having spent years of his youth as the baby striving for the respect he felt he deserved. Leo knows it's best to not bog Mikey down with details, allowing him to improvise as needed. This unspoken freedom has only grown over time as Mikey has dipped deeper into spiritual arts that, frankly, go completely over Leo's head.

The greatest sacrifice Leo has ever made was read Donnie's Big Book of Bad Guy Codes. While he doesn't remember ALL the numbers, he has memorized the ones that matter and it has helped tremendously in avoiding miscommunication with his genius brother. More importantly it silenced any of Donnie's usual belly-aching. As Leo's "twin"/"equal" the two still butt heads from time to time. Donnie respects his brother's authority (mostly) but will still push the boundaries of what he's allowed on a semi-regular basis. Give Donnie an inch and he will take the mile and then find a loop hole that allows him to go twenty miles more. This is partially due to him often being the one left behind at HQ, making the turtle just a TAD stir crazy. Leo does his best to keep him in line regardless.

Big brother Raph will forever and always be big brother to Leo. As such he holds a place of authority in Leo's heart and is someone he still regularly seeks counsel from in both the ways of leadership and more. Raph is always happy to support his younger brother and does a surprisingly good job (albeit after years of practice) of walking the line so as not to step on his brother's toes in the process. At least not since the secret of "the Key" blew up in their faces several years ago. They don't talk about that anymore. Leo is the leader now and he's done a great job in recent years as far as Raph is concerned. He trusts him to make the right call. The two have a close bond and regularly use mind meld to quickly communicate rather than speak ...this will be important to remember for the future.

Hope that overall feeling came through for this group!

Incorrect Quotes 51/50

*at the dinner table*

Asmodeus: *scrolling on his DDD under the table*

Leviathan: *actually not playing a game for once and eating*

Beelzebub: *eating like a starved man as per usual*

Mammon, Belphegor and MC: *suspiciously quiet*

Satan: *already done and just sipping at some tea while reading*

Lucifer: You are all remarkably well behaved tonight.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: What did you do?

Affection Headcannons (Satan)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 4/7

General

Much like a cat, Satan won’t often go to you first for attention or affection. 

But when he does, he goes all out.

He likes to keep close to you especially when his brothers are around, and if Lucifer in particular is there?

Yeah, you won’t be getting away from him any time soon.

Satan does enjoy reading with you though, and will often read to you when you rest your head in his lap.

If you offer to read to him? 

His head will be in your lap faster then lightning, and his eyes will be looking up at your own waiting for you to begin.

He just loves the sound of your voice. How could he not?

Hands

Satan likes to hold your hand when out in public.

He likes knowing that you’re right there beside him and won’t disappear.

When cuddling, his hands are always either playing with your hair, or your fingers. 

He likes to kiss the backs of your hands when reading to you/when you read to him.  

Kisses

Satan kisses you like he has something to prove.

Every movement of his lips and the placements of his hands is clearly thought out.

He will lift you to wrap your legs around his waist so that he can hold you against a wall and kiss you silly.

His hand will switch between gliding his fingers through your hair, tugging gently to give him a better angle, and holding you by the waist.

Satan likes to be close to you when kissing you.

He wants you to remember the way he made you feel when he kissed you. He wants you to remember the feeling of his body pressed against yours.

And he will use every trick imaginable to make sure that he leaves you craving more.

Hugs

Hugging Satan feels comforting. 

He likes to hug you to his chest as he reads a book, and will often insist that you sit on his lap while he reads to you.

Satan just loves the feeling of holding you in his arms.

If you’re working on something, he likes to lift you into his lap so that he can wrap his arms around you and read while you work.

Cuddles

Satan likes to hold you against his chest in a position where he can be able to kiss your forehead.

He lets you tangle your legs with his, so long as one of his legs is properly between yours.

He likes that you’re able to wrap your arms around him too in this position.

Just give him love when you’re cuddling him please.

He’s so touch starved that he just melts whenever you press little kisses to what skin you can reach when he holds you like this.