He Was Already Emo You Just Released It From The Spirit Realm Into Our Mortal, Physical Plane

Oh so I'm GAY gay. Okay didn't get that update til just now.

Taub being slut is so real

@poppytheaxolotl you if the curse continues into college

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

Shout out people in Gaza, like Bisan, who are forced to cut their hair because they're trying to survive and they can't afford to style and care for it like they used to.

hey btw shout out to people whose hair is very important to them and are dealing with hair loss

some of y’all are just so… hateful; go masturbate

@moreover-clover sounds like you're a fancy calendar god

I am Cheezy, God of the world within

Aw hell yeah! Introspection!

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

someone fetch peepaw his robe!!! run him a bath!!!! cook him dinner!!!

This enrages me because it's reminding me of the absolute disappointment of brownies that I tried to make earlier.

They were the density of a brick and the texture of a sponge

I was able to pick up the brownies and bend them in half without a single crumb falling off

Chewing one was like trying to eat a chunk of styrofoam

And now here comes this picture, taunting me with its chocolatey goodness

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD

This if fucking HARD. The arms just keep clipping through the coat.