EXACTLY!!!! We All Have Our Pitchforks Ready To Attack Anyone Who Tries To Move Us >:3333

First post

First post on here and stuff

Here's some stuff about me :3

I'm a teen artist (she/they; aka idgaf,) who loves Vat7k (main), TTS, Hazbin, Helluva, Murder Drones, Tadc, Arcane, The Art Of Murder, A Good Girl's Guide To Murder, EPIC: The Musical, The Gaslight District, Heartstopper, Tangled, Hamilton, or anything Jeremy Jordan is in, The Book Of Life, Heathers, Mlp, Miraculous, The Owl House, FNAF, PJO (kinda), broadway/musicals in general, and more!

Please do not give me requests to draw!

uh my b-day is Oct 25th

Do not interact if you're of the following;

transphobic

homophobic

porn bot (or associated with porn on your page)

an older man

anyways I love Varigo and OdyPen

iwfilwyoaoaidchwownmhlibym

WAIT YOU WERE CUSS-SING???? HA-

"Ah, fuckidy, duckidy! Son of a bastarddddddd 🎵🎼🎶🎹!! :DDDD"

Any magic things that happend to you guys outside of the trials? In one of the kingdoms or while you we're traveling?

Ugh, I hate telling this story.

So one, we made a pit-stop at this town... Goldenleaf or stm, can't remember but I ended up accidentally passing off this one petty witch. Who cursed us and everyone in the town to have to sing everything.

Its was annoying, loud, and my throat was completely dead by the end of the day (not to mention when I wanted to quietly curse under my breath, I ended up belting it in full volume + vibrato and @starprincessnuru looked ready to kill me musically)

When we finally got enough money to bribe her to break the curse, the town actually liked their singing life better so yeah... drop by Goldleaf if your in the mood for a tune (or twenty)

Blonde bitch out! 🏳️‍🌈✨️💅🎵

no. it appears you have misunderstood. i love your account so much that in my free time, i reload the 'following' page to see if you've updated. if you leave, i shall hunt you down with your fangirls, tie you to a chair with your phone, deleted the cop's number, and make you update more.

so yeah

also ik damn well that you see me like your posts like 20 secs after you make them (including this one)

bro you're literally the only character from Vat7k who's always updating lol

do u have a life outside of tumblr my good man-ette?

Um, rude. Do yall hust want me to dip or stm cause I can deprive you asshole of my amazingness if thats what your asking~

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA BE SO DUMBFOUNDED WHEN I FIND OUT WHAT IT IS

when i get my hands on you...

I WILL TAKE THE SUFFERING FROM YOUUU~

Hai I’m in ur walls again just thought you should know :3

ANYWAY!!

What’s your favorite day you have planned out for Varigo week and what’s the angstiest since I KNOW your stuff is gonna make me cry

Imma start charging you rent you little-

But whatever (you're forgiven for asking me something I've been waiting FOREVER to get asked) soooooooooooo tiem for a mad rant!

Fuck it's so hard to pick a favorite... when I first planned it all out it was day six, then now that it's written it's day three (which I've been planning for a WHILE and I'll give twenty buck to whoever can guess the song~) and it's still really fucking good and I love it, buuuuuuuuuut

Day Four. Holy FUCK what I got planned for day four, you bitches are IN FOR IT!!!!

Actually, I need to thank you for this Riley. Originally, my day four was a really sweet fluff fic, but now? Holy fuck that annnnnnnnnnnngst (so yeah, that's my angtsiest one) but then you magically gave me this new idea through Discord at 2 in the morning sooooooooo

Yeah, suffer >:3

-ImMadAtDisney <3<3<3

ah how i love Varigo

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

truly

AHHHHHHHHH

So I'm not sure if we've all agreed on this or not, but I think it's generally accepted in the Vat7k fandom that Ulla was around 16-20 when she started the trials (collage/high school years). Also, we know that she met Quirin in the Dark Kingdom and then had a kid with him.

She was definitely over the age of consent, which means that she was probably 20-22 when she had Varian, making her around 20 years older than him (38-40 in Vat7k).

Donella was probably a year or two older, making her 21-23 years older than Hugo, around 39-41 (most likely 39 or 40).

So these badasses aren't even old. Hell, they're probably younger than your mother ToT

I personally think that Ulla was/is 38 and Donella's 39.

YIPPEEEEE (i've been thinking about this since Saturday lol; tell me what you think!)

Edit: I just mean this as a 'what if' kind of headcanon. I'm not saying I think it's canon, or that it would've been, but I just think it's cool that there's a possibility. Also, someone pointed out that she has grey hair. Uhmmm Ulla and Momella were at the Eternal Library, so there's a chance it had some sort of aging spell in it (Varian also got possesed by his mother who looks 18, so she might not have aged much either 🥲)

but again; it's just a theory

A FILM THEORY- ok i'll stop now

here i am with the hurt/comfort/fluff and y'all come rolling in like "WHAT'S UP BITCHES YOU'RE GONNA NEED THERAPY AFTER YOU READY THIS EHEHEHEHE-"

I totally didn't make Varian kill Hugo (cough cough cannibalism cough) and then draw a couple jokes...

HELLO I WANNA SEE HUGO CRY???

bro i need his tears in the gay river...

Which ones your favorite day you have planned for varigo week<3

Um, I'd say day three! Mostly bc I made Hugo cry <3<3<3

VAT7K IN 2025?? YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!

Anyslays, they're my everything and I love them sm <3