Imma Try To Not Get Too Political But F YEAH! GO BARBIE!

Me 2 months ago: I’m straight I just like listening to girl in red

Me now: *sweater weather plays*

My mom: you have to wear a bra

Me: *doesn’t wear a bra*

My mom: *doesn’t notice*

She says it’s distracting but she is the only one who has ever told me that I have to wear a bra. She says “well what if I didn’t wear a bra?” 1) you have much bigger boobs than me 2) I wouldn’t care! No one cares. No one notices. If they do they don’t mention it. I have small boob!

#freedatittieprotectdacity

Butter knifes are commonly used to spread stuff on bread. Spatulas are commonly used to spread stuff on baked goods. They are, apparently, not interchangeable.

*defusing a bomb*

Dream over phone: ok now cut the red wire. But make sure not to cut the green

George:

Dream:

George:

Sapnap also over phone: *laughs*

When you get snap chat but you hate how your face looks on camera

The word "lover" is just.... the tenderness... the romance.... the gender neutrality.... whats not to love

Im not planning on going to hell but if I end up there I’m gonna find Satan and ask “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” I just wanna know his reaction.

Sexually transmitted glitter

In a zombie apocalypse I would be the one trying to watch tv and not know what’s wrong. Like Stacy from phineas and ferb. Either that or is he the first to get infected.

i am a straight female but there is a really cute girl in my womens studies class. is it appropriate to tell her that i think shes hot as hell?