If You've Been Following My Concept For An AU Where Bill Isn't Evil, You'll Know I've Been Planning To

batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.

Cat Bruce is suddenly my favorite thing ever

kitty bruce warmup doodles

who knows whats on his mind....

catnap

100% cat form

once in a while, kitty craves affection…. until he doesn’t

I feel like a lot of people, especially fanfic writers, miss the fact that Stephanie's trauma is so much more than an abusive father. Her trauma is not only that her father used to lock her in the closet when she was a child, but also that it most likely happened several times in the presence of her mother who was too scared to help her, or came home after her father had already left and did not hear Stephanie's screams because she was Too high from drugs. Her trauma is not only from Batman telling her to go home, but from him actively isolating her from Tim and Cass, telling them not to go near her. Her trauma is not only from the fact that she became pregnant and had to give up the baby, but also from the fact that the baby's father, who was several years older than her, was not around, and had the courage to show up later and suggest that they get back together. Her trauma is not only that the father of her baby was an asshole, but also that she was probably pushed into this relationship out of complete desperation for love and recognition that she didn't get from anyone she knew, and there was no one around who cared enough and was mature enough to push her away from him. Her trauma is not only that she "died", but also the blame for the gang war that broke out because of her actions, the fact that she was pushed out of her normal life for two years, the physical torture (some of which is heavily implied to be sexual) that caused her "death". Her trauma is not just that no one in Batfam thought she was capable of being a hero, but that no one thought she was capable of anything, including her teachers and the kids at her school, who all judged her by her father. Every adult who might have seen something in her turned out to be either a complete bastard (like her gymnastics coach) or didn't have the time, ability, or desire to become her mentor (like Dinah, Selina, or Helena). Her trauma is so much more than "her dad was a villain" her trauma is that she is a failure of the system, that no one ever cared enough, that her dad affected every part of her life even if he had nothing to do with it.

He has a point tho, the bone makes it taste better somehow. Also, it's fun to chew the bone

Tim: You ever had a steak with the bone still in it? Delicious

Dick: Bone?

Jason: I don't like the implication that the bone affects the flavor, what are you doing with the bone?

Dick: Where are you getting the bone from??

Jasoj: Tim, please tell me you don't eat bones.

Tim, genuine: If I'm not supposed to eat them, then why would they be in the food?

Jason and Dick at the same time: TIM!

im cringe but im free

based on AU by LosanPostle

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid

(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)

Omg tag game!

Thank you @chaosbean1443 for tagging me <3

1: Gravity Falls! I have done it before with a friend, talking about codes and the bill lore, fun times.

2: Dc! specially is its Batman and his associates, like, one hour would not be enough, I could talk about the lore of just one of them for an hour.

3: Metal bands! I already have done this, talking about its categories and the specific lore about some bands (specially KoRn and Slipknot)

4: Naruto! I have so many opinions, an hour would not be enough.

5: The universe and the concept of infinite. We getting philosophical now. I will not elaborate, but people sometimes underestimate the meaning of infinite.

Feel free to reblog because I don't know who to tag <3

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.