A Bill wins scenario where Bill is keeping Ford. Ford is unaware that his family is still alive (in their own little bubbles naturally) , Bill interested in keeping as pawns to get what he wants from Ford.
When he eventually reveals this news to Ford, Ford of course wants to see them. Bill wants to make a deal.
Bill offers a visit session with his family if Ford gives him one small thing that he won't miss Bill is sure.
His hand.
Ford assumes of course Bill means his literal hand. It seems like Bill's sense of humor as far as Ford knows. So he agrees to he deal.
Thing is, Bill did not mean his literal hand. More like hand in a meld of a human and a creature like Bill, marriage.
Plot twist: they end up calling Hal transphobic
*After a Justice League meeting*
Green lantern: You know spooky with your army of children you must be quite the ladies man.
Bruce has decided to mess with Hal.
Batman: I gave birth to them lantern.
Green Lantern: I- what?
Batman: *deadpan* I. Gave. Birth. To. Them.
Green Lantern: But- I- you're a man.
Batman: I don't know how that is relevant to this conversation.
Batman: I must depart I have important business elsewhere.
Hal tells everyone, no one believes him.
Today I was reading something that had the phrase "red hood" and I got exited for a moment thinking that it was a Batman reference, but no, it literally was referring to a red hood.
What has my life become-
crazzyyyyy... im actually going nuts with this hhhh bill you broke my hand
full roughs and audio in kofi :)
rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest
i want it to be put on record that when i posted this to tiktok, i did not think it would blow up, nor did i ever imagine that the ship name would be "billfiddlesford"
the council decided that name without my consent, but i do appreciate the whimsy of it /j
i made these comics as a joke with myself about "what if fidds just got tired of bill's nonsense and teased him 24/7 bc Bill's a menace but Fiddleford grew up on a farm" type of thing, which has now spiraled.
also bc consider; I want Fiddleford to have a win? i want him to be happy and healthy and also in a polyamorous gay marriage with his college friend and his muse, nothing too dramatic
oh the anatomy looks so weird, guys ignore the wrongs in here ☹️
Being an artist is realizing I have the power of drawing my favorite fictional men on the slutiest fits I can find just because and no one can stop me.
I need a fic where young justice finds out that billy batson is secretly like, 11 and decide to recruit him as like, team little brother and the jl is just thinking "awww, captain marvel is helping mentor those yj kids!! How sweet!!" Then they actually see yj and Billy in action and are suddenly very confused as to why they're mentoring HIM???
Batman: The Brave and the Bold #19, Robin (2021) #5
Cat Bruce is suddenly my favorite thing ever
who knows whats on his mind....
catnap
100% cat form
once in a while, kitty craves affection…. until he doesn’t