"But It's Not Canon-" THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

THE PASSWORD TO MCGUCKETS LAPTOP WAS STANFORD???

Totally normal research partner things.

he just appeared in my house

wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat

got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed

Hopefully non of them become the next Batman, although the mostlikely to become would be Damian but just for his desire to be like his father

Like, Dick definitely wasn't too happy being Batman

Jason it's just a no, I belive he would rather die again than become Batman

Tim I can see him being the second most likely to become Batman

I think Batman either dies with Bruce or Cassandra becomes Batman. What? She's a girl and it's Batman? That's not relevant silly, she would be Batman

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

Red Hood climbs up onto a roof with the intention of watching some drug smugglers below, only to find Robin, crouched in the perfect hiding space Jason had noticed. The boy is eating fries from a curled down Batburgers bag and sipping a Riddler Shake.

Jason: What are you doing here, Boy Wonder?

Tim: Probably the same thing you are. Spying on criminals.

Jason: ...

Tim: Want some fries? They're Jokerized, just to warn you.

Jason: Why?

Tim: Kon-El got some to try the last time he sneaked into Gotham and it turns out they're really good.

Jason: No, why would you offer me fries?

Tim: I have enough to share and I can always buy more?

Jason: Why are you being nice to me?

Tim: I'm offering fries, not a kidney. Why wouldn't I?

Jason: Because of the knife to the throat or, you know, that time I beat you within an inch of your life?

Tim: ...

Jason: ...

Tim: What the fuck was your time as Robin like?

Jason: The fuck?

Tim: A mentally unstable individual violently attacked me because he was scared or mad at Batman. That's like a bi-monthly occurrence for me, minimum. At least you were really insane and want to get better now-

Jason: I never said I wanted to stop killing.

Tim: I said get better. You want to be in control of yourself instead of being all Lazarus crazy, right?

Jason: Yes. But that doesn't mean I won't kill.

Tim: That's still wanting to get better. You think half the rouges who rotate through Arkham are actually trying to get better by even that much?

Jason: No.

Tim: Me, either. So that makes you an improvement over the usual. Plus, you know, the trauma from being murdered and all.

Jason: That's not an excuse to attack a kid.

Tim: No, but it's an explanation, which, again, is better than the usual. And you're showing signs of genuine remorse. That's huge around here. How often do we get that?

Jason: Anyone ever tell you your standards are kinda fucked up?

Tim: They'd have to pay closer attention for that.

Jason: Fucking what?

Tim: Doesn't matter. It's not like you're going to talk to anyone and even if you did, who'd believe you?

Jason: ...

Tim: So, you want some fries?

Jason: Yeah, sure.

Jason: These are good.

Tim: Right?

Jason: Is this nori?

Tim: Uh-huh; with paprika, kosher salt, and msg. I think there might be something else in there, but I haven't been able to place it.

Jason: Potato starch.

Tim: Oh, that makes sense.

Jason: I am definitely Jokerizing my fries from now on.

Tim: Try them with the Riddler Shake, too. The mint really compliments them.

Jason: I'll do that.

Tim: Wait. Doesn't that guy work for Black Mask?

Jason: Yes, he does.

Tim: So...want to pull a World's Finest?

Jason: What?

Tim: You know, a team-up?

Jason: You-? Fucking- You know what? Sure. Let's pull a World's Finest. *under his breath* Little freak.

He has a point tho, the bone makes it taste better somehow. Also, it's fun to chew the bone

Tim: You ever had a steak with the bone still in it? Delicious

Dick: Bone?

Jason: I don't like the implication that the bone affects the flavor, what are you doing with the bone?

Dick: Where are you getting the bone from??

Jasoj: Tim, please tell me you don't eat bones.

Tim, genuine: If I'm not supposed to eat them, then why would they be in the food?

Jason and Dick at the same time: TIM!

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

Epilogue :)

Yknow the line "he'd speed up my mind when it was sluggish" in the journal 3 lost pages? Yea this is how I think that went

It's really fucked up when you treat characters like people and people like characters.

There are not enough words in the English vocabulary to express how cool this piece of art is

“Get out of my head!”

“You first.”