OSHEKISIW I GOT CASTORICE'S LIGHTCONE

ikik I might be late but I haven't read @zhongrin for along time now. so like does anybody know what happened to her account? cuz like apparently hers isn't there anymore

I genuinely laughed hard at this lmao and it's too true

KISS Oneshot: Satan’s sacrificial waterfall

Warnings: Blood, Reader has a uterus, a couple of the boys have no idea what’s going on, you get the idea

A/N: I made this as fluffy as I could I swear.

Paul

•Hims very confused at first

•why were you being so mean and then the sweetest thing ever all within the span of a minute?

•Eventually you had to explain it to him

•He felt kind of embarrassed 

•But he takes such good care of you 🥺

•He buys you chocolate, makes you food, gives you snuggles, AHHHH he’s so sweet!

•Was a bit confused on how tampons work

•”You shove a piece of cotton up your vagina?!”

Gene

•Honestly had no fucking idea what was going on

•Like srsly you had to show him diagrams and shit

•But he understood after that

•He buys you whatever you need and orders takeout from your favorite restaurant 

•Also gives you back scratches! (Idk if y’all have ever had a gentle back scratch but that shit is my love language)

•Kind of gives off vibes like, “Hey baby I’m in the pads aisle, what size pussy you got?”

Ace

•omfg this himbo

•He knew what was going on but had to call his older sister to figure out why you couldn’t just pee it out 😭 (my cousin genuinely asked me this once btw)

•He kept the bathroom STOCKED after that

•Also he spoils you all week with cuddles and flowers and treats and ahhh space ace really saved the week 🥰

•A little bit confused while shopping so at first he brought back a piece of styrofoam 

Peter

•He knows what’s up instantly lmfao

•Bought you pain killers and a heating pad

•He’ll lay on your tummy to help soothe cramps too 🤤

•All week he runs you nice warm baths and runs to the store for you, oml he’s so sweet

•Gives you kisses all over your face 🥺

•Your little catman literally does EVERYTHING for you. Like you don’t even have to move baby.

Vinnie

•Genuinely cries with you 

•He HATES seeing you in so much pain

•But like the rest of the dudes, he buys you what you need and just SHOWERS you in affection

•He’ll play you your favorite songs on guitar, like literally anything for you bby

•Omggg he treats your ass like ROYALTY

•Lanky little bbyboy is at your service 🥴

Eric C.

•Poor foxy was so scared when he heard you scream from the bathroom

•Hims so innocent and he didn’t know what was going on

•But he helps you through it after a bit of an explanation 

•He’ll get in the bath with you and wash your hair too, like he wants to help so much

•Hims just so sweet 🥹 

•BOUGHT ALL THE PADS JUST IN CASE

Eric S. 

•Also at your service the whole goddamn time

•When you first got it unexpectedly he didn’t need any sort of explanation and just changed the sheets of the bed

•He knows that you can’t control your bodily functions 

•Snuggles with you and will watch your favorite movie

•Also will make you the strangest foods you crave (I can’t be the only one that wants salt on watermelon while I’m bleeding out the wrong end, right??)

Tommy

•Hoe is mad at your uterus 

•It should not be hurting you for not being offered a child 😤

•So he gives you ALLLL the love

•Also confused while shopping for pads so he called you and asked if you wanted lemon or lime 

•Makes you soup 🍲 

•Also CUDDLES

do any of yall not post anything for an extremely long time (I.e over a few months) a d not even get online as a bonus, then ur randomly really active again

*heavy sigh* ya. I got banned for another day again. I just got it back a few hours ago and after I said a "Hi" to an ai I had saved that I chatted with a few days ago, it broke again and it tried giving me another dirty response.

FINALLY GOT CASTORICEEEEEEEEE AND AT 11 PITYYYYYYY

YEAAAAA WE STILL GOT MORE FOR THE NEXT BITCHHHH

true tho.

My favourite kind of Catman

is sweaty Catman.

I want to lick the sweat out of his cleavage.

*heavy Asian sighs* yep. time for me to start ranting again :]

so I tried deleting messages on my new c.ai account, and now I have to individually deleted them all one by one. like bitch I don't got all day, what if I have 83 messages to be deleted, but I have to individually delete them now instead of delete the oen that started the responses I don't like

for me is like the group chats where you have to do the same, this one's just more annoying for me for some reason

I need this man to spread my legs like that

Please, Eric.

Look at me like this

while you’re stretching me.

ok so likei got back to my c.ai but does anyone else face the same problem of most of your ai bots getting deleted or not existing anymore??? like haaaah???? the role-playing ones I did months ago which were INNOCENT and not dirty related were also deleted. it keeps saying "Oh tHiS boT DoeSN't ExiST" even tho I had chatted with it months agooooo.

( cuz I chat with Blade ais and now the only Blade ai isn't even close to being him wtf)

[update.]

I think c.ai has removed any mentally ill, crazy, abusive, yandere, types of ais. and I don't like it cuz now I can't do smth crazy with people like Sparkle

mmmm nice :))))))

I just had the cutest and funniest idea, how would the hsr men react to their baby trying to breastfeed from them thinking they're the reader.

I'm doing this according to the characters who may/might have great personalities and assets.

Blade

Baby tries to latch on

He freezes. Completely. Soul leaves body for a moment. Then—"I am not… your parent/mother." Cue the most awkward, silent pause in existence. He gently, but very firmly, redirects the baby with a deadpan expression and dead eyes.

He tells no one. Ever. Not even Kafka. Especially not Kafka.

Jing Yuan

He stares down at the baby in mild surprise, then lets out a slow chuckle. "You must be terribly disappointed, little one."

He gently boops their nose with a finger and rocks them calmly, absolutely planning to bring this up to the reader later with that smug twinkle in his eyes. Bonus points if he sighs and says, "Looks like I’ll need to grow a pair after all."

Dan Heng

Instant red. The man turns into a statue. He gently pulls the baby away with both hands like he’s defusing a bomb and just... stares at it in mortified silence. Later, he’d overthink every single second of it. Won’t talk about it unless someone forces him to, and even then: denial.exe.

Welt

He adjusts his glasses with a slow sigh. "Ah… no, no. Wrong person, little one."

Handles it with mature, dad-like composure but absolutely brings it up at the next family meal like, “Reader, your child mistook me for you. It was... a unique experience.”

The baby loves him even more after. He’s their favorite uncle now. It's canon.

Luocha

He blinks, smiles softly, and calmly goes, “Oh? You’re hungry?” before realizing what they’re trying to do.

Cue a brief, very polite internal crisis.

He distracts the baby with a flower or a pretty trinket like nothing happened, but the internal monologue is just, "This is not in the medical texts."

Sunday

A pause. Then a quiet laugh, like soft bells in a dream.

"Ah… even your confusion is a kind of love, little one."

He would philosophize the hell out of that moment. Probably strokes the baby’s head, muttering something about how all souls long for comfort. Might even start psychoanalyzing the baby.

Still doesn’t know how to emotionally recover, though.