Absolutely Living For This Spooky Vibe Lol 😂❤️👻💀☠️

NO MEANS NO but so does: “i don’t feel like it” “not right now” “i’m not sure” “i’m not comfortable with this” “i don’t like that” “let’s just chill”

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shout out to anyone who’s struggling with their mental health and doesn’t think they can live like this for much longer; if you’re reading this, please stay alive, you’re still here and you’re so strong and i’m proud of you.

I mean... the potential power of this post is really twisting my arm here lol 😂 

🤞 

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

@staff

An Open Letter to Tumblr about the Adult Content Ban and How it is Hurting Your Users:

Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesn’t stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldn’t access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more. 

You claim in your statement to us that you “have been working on these problems for a long time”. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. We’ve been here. We’ve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again. 

We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes you’ve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be “Minor Attracted Persons”, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are “against the community guidelines”, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you haven’t addressed them. To say you have is untrue. 

 Multiple other social networking websites, such as Wordpress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole.  There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough. 

You have already started to ban “Adult” content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:

Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, “female nipples”, or any community violation of any kind. 

We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems - particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blog’s feed. This is a huge issue for mobile - only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply “ban all adult content” is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography - but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.

 If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to. 

You already have a content filter for “sensitive” content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy “solution”, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.

If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isn’t hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise. 

Sincerely, 

The users of your website. 

@staff @support

The Vigilantes artist drew this!! Aizawa's prototype costume?? It looks so cool!!

If God is a woman and her name is Becky Lynch then Charlotte Flair has now officially been dubbed Jesus 😭

Uh Uh I am not risking this shit bruh

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

This is the greatest gif in our lifetime. Reblog for clear skin, fresh crops and a lifetime of wealth. 

Dadzawa Fic Recs Part 1 - Bakugo, Todoroki & Midoriya!

As you all know I’m pretty Obsessed with Dadzawa…So I thought I’d share with all of you some of my favorite Dadzawa/Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead fic s! I couldn’t fit them all on one page (big surprise) some I’m splitting them up in multiple posts! I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Dadzawa Fic recs Part 2 w/ Shinso, Eri & Bonus!

*Legend

- C/ N/C = Completed/ Not/Completed

- G, T+, M = Ratings

- N/W = No warning/ Chose not to put warnings

- Gdov, R/n-c, U = Graphic depictions of Violence, Rape/Non-consensual, Underage.

- Numbers.w = Word count

- If not completed, date of last update is included.

W/ Bakugo:

Katsuki Drop (C, G, N/W, 111,326w,):

- It was only meant to be another job: wait under cover in the night for a trade by the ports, bust down some illegal Quirk enhancer operation, and take into custody a dangerous, illusive drug lord. It wasn’t anything new for Aizawa, nor was it anything overwhelming. However, the same thing couldn’t be said about finding yourself taking care of a young and very ill-mannered child.

- Or the one where Aizawa finds a 4-year-old Katsuki in the aftermaths of a drug bust and idiotically decides to take him in.

Guilty All The Same (C, G, N/W, 1,250w):

- Bakugou rounded the car but not before Aizawa caught a good look at his face. It was a blistering red on one cheek and his eyes were watery; not because he was upset, that much was certain, but because of the pain. Bakugou must have felt his gaze, turning and glaring at him before jumping into the car, Midoriya meekly climbing in the other side and squeezing himself as close to the door as possible.

- The shame of it was, if Bakugou had showed even the slightest hint of asking for help, Aizawa would have taken him.

What’s One More Stray? (C, G, N/W, 5,090w):

- Aizawa isn’t expecting Bakugou Katsuki to turn up on his doorstep. That doesn’t mean he’s surprised when he does either.

Misjudgment (C, G, N/W, 1,304w):

- “You also said I couldn’t be a pro-hero.” Now the kid was just twisting his words around.

- It was Aizawa’s turn to get annoyed now. “Once again, I never said that. What makes you think that?”

- Bakugou turned away and mumbled something inaudible; Aizawa told him to repeat himself. “You can’t be a pro if you’re deaf.”

- “I should expel you just for saying that.”

W/ Todoroki:

Responsibility (C, T+, N/W, 22,143w):

- I told you outside,” Aizawa chooses his words carefully, reiterating the same point he’s made before. “My responsibility for you doesn’t end at the classroom. Every part of your life is partially my responsibility. Your father doesn’t scare or intimidate me. If you need help, I can get it for you, but you and I both know that you need to ask for it first.”

- Aizawa organizes a way for the students to go home for the holidays. Todoroki Shouto, however, gets left behind by his father. Aizawa, annoyed at Endeavor, takes Shouto under his care for the night, and is joined by a certain Yamada Hizashi.

Liability (N/C, T+, N/W, 36,077w, 12/13/2017): (Sequel to Responsibility)

- He remembers being scared and nervous at first. He remembers hitting Aizawa in the middle of a crowd. He remembers talking. He remembers feeling warm, feeling strangely happy. He remembers that small strip of paper Aizawa had given him, the one with his personal phone number written on it, and the promise he’d made to his teacher. And he remembers the promise his teacher had made to him.

- He has no idea why he’s here.

- Todoroki Shouto wakes up in a hospital with no memory of how he got there. He knows two things—he made a mistake somewhere along the way, and for some reason, Aizawa Shouta and Yamada Hizashi are here.

Found Family (N/C, T+, N/W, 2,433w, 4/12/2018):

- When Aizawa and Yamada respond to a police call, the last thing they expect to happen is to adopt yet another kid. Yet here they are, filling out paperwork at the courthouse to get legal custody of a five-year old Todoroki Shouto.

Heart, Mind, and Soul (N/C, T+, Gdov, 8,583w, 3/2/18):

- Once Endevor’s abuse is made public by a little green haired bird, Todoroki needs somewhere to stay. Two certain pro heroes house him while they wait for the trial (and maybe after that, too…)

Disturb Not The Harmony (of Fire, Ice and…Green Lightning?) (C, G, N/W, 2,918w):

- Endeavour’s “bad parenting” is something Todoroki just has to put up with…until he doesn’t.

W/ Midoriya:

No Good Deed (N/C, M, 61,190w, 5/13/2018)

- In this world of Heroes, it’s so easy to reach out a hand and help another up. In this world of Villains, it’s so easy to tear another down.

- It all starts, when Shouta Aizawa finds a young boy dying on the streets. As the police rush to find the boy’s attacker, Shouta suddenly finds himself in a position to care for a child who is scared, traumatized and in desperate need of a parental figure. It’s only temporary he tells himself. At least, that’s the plan.

- As each new turn in the investigation continues to add complication after complication, Shouta finds himself increasingly concerned for his young charge – and unwilling to give up a responsibility he wasn’t sure he wanted in the first place.

Dadzawa and Little Izu (N/C, G, 26,276w, 9/19/2017):

- Izuku Midoriya was 5 when he lost his mother to a villain attack and was saved by the hero Eraserhead.

- 3 weeks later Aizawa decided to adopt him

Breaking Point (N/C, T+, 43,532w, 5/11/2018):

- I bet that even if you tracked him down now, he still wouldn’t want you because you’re just that worthless.“

- The last strand of patience Izuku had left snapped inside of him so violently that Izuku was surprised that the sound wasn’t audible. Before he could even think about what he was doing, before he could even think of yelling- screaming, even -he summoned the power of One for All and let his fist rocket directly into Katsuki’s smug face. Something cracked with alarming volume as Katsuki was flung backwards and slammed against the wall, and Izuku felt a sick sense of elation at the sound of the violent streams of curse words Katsuki began spewing. That…

- …Felt so goddamn good.

- Every person has a breaking point, and depending on what kind of person they are, their breaking point could be as muted as a lighter’s flame or as dangerous as a house fire. The nicest people are slow to anger, but once they’re kicked and punched to that point, every wise man knows to run. Izuku Midoriya is the nicest person that you could ever possibly meet.

- He has reached his breaking point, and it’s not a house fire.

- It’s an inferno.

In for the Long haul (N/C, T+, 18,587w, 5/29/2018)

- When Midoriya didn’t show up for class on Monday nobody really gave it a second thought. While it was odd for Midoriya to miss class, they were sure he had a legitimate excuse. Midoriya didn’t just not come to class so there must be a reason for his absence. Overall, nobody was worried, they were high schoolers and everybody missed class every once in awhile.

- When nobody had heard from him by Monday evening things became more problematic. But it wasn’t until Tuesday morning that they knew something was wrong, very wrong.

- Or the one where Izuku gets kidnapped and tortured and has to deal with the aftermath

swift as a coursing river (blood is thicker than water) (N/C, T+, N/W, 16,762w, 4/11/2018)

- Midoriya Izuku is Quirkless.

- That doesn’t stop him from becoming a hero - there’s more to being a hero than just having a quirk. Izuku is going to take the world by storm, and he’ll start from the bottom.

- [Or, in which Midoriya Izuku decides to start at the basics - at General Education. Featuring cats, Shinsou Hitoshi being sleep deprived, Aizawa suffering, and Endeavor being roasted. Which, to be fair, is something that must happen on a daily basis - really, you couldn’t have at least cracked open the ‘How to Burn your Child’ pamphlet once?]

Implacable (N/C, N/R, N/W, 7,552w, 5/10/2018)

- When Izuku is Young, there is a class project meant to help children with their kanji. They write letters to a pen friend.

- Little Does he know, A Hero is receiving his letters, worrying day and night about a lonely child whose quirklessness makes him a target for bullies.

Mutterings of a Plus Ultra Mind (N/C, T+, N/W, 3,484w, 5/20/2018) : chp 1 & 2

- Series of sometimes-related drabbles and ideas.

put a bullet (where I should’ve put a helmet) (N/C, T+, Gdov, 4,894w, 5/23/2018)

- Midoriya Izuku has a very high pain threshold. It’s useful, until it’s not.

- It isn’t until Izuku reaches his breaking point that he realises he doesn’t have to carry this pain by himself.

The Love of a Father (N/C, T+, Gdov, 19,528, 6/4/2018)

- Izuku Midoriya was a jumpy and scarred young man. Everyone seemed to have wrote off the scars as the side effects of his quirk, for he was essentially breaking himself each time he used it. After years of having such a dangerous quirk, it only made sense that his olive skin would be graced with jagged pink scars. It wasn’t possible that the new bruises he came to school with were from anything else. He was a boy who had everything: a roof over his head, food, a good education… How could someone as blessed as Izuku ever have something going on behind the scenes? It didn’t make sense. For years, Izuku’s suffering went unnoticed.

- Midoriya Hisashi truly was the master of deception, he had shocked himself with just how amazing he was at lying. It seriously did amuse the older man to watch young Izuku slowly break without anyone batting an eye. After beating his own son mercilessly, the older man still kept a charming smile on his face as he joyfully made his way through life. He seemed to have loved everyone and everything, but his own child. Oh what Izuku would give just to experience the love of a father.

You Went Too Far (C, T+, N/W, 4,362w):

- It’s a simple lunchtime discussion until it isn’t. It stops being simple the second Midoriya yells, "What kind of hero tells someone to kill themself?”

- Aizawa really isn’t cut out for this.