Kaiaspapayas - KaiKai

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?

An ad for your deepest desires :)

divinity kink in less of a "fuck me in a nun habit" way and more of a "put me on my knees and rewrite my understanding of faith and show me what a loving god's hand feels like and give me mercy and wrath and splendor and leave your communion dripping from my lips and teach me how every part of my body was meant to worship you"

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault