A Summary Of Season 2

the hottest thing a woman has ever done on television is when yennefer spat out that alcohol and burned rience's face off

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

Vulture showed Rachel Weisz that Reductress piece

episode idea: buck and eddie have gotten together but are keeping it a secret. episode POV: ravi. ravi keeps noticing things that really make it seem like buddie are a couple. hen/chim/bobby are all like nahhh they’re just Like That. ravi is going insane trying to make everyone believe him. at the end of the episode all of them catch buddie making out in the elusive bunk room, and ravi is just like

What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom.

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

I just noticed that in this clip Steve picks up the receiver with his right hand, tosses it to his left… and then passes it back to his right to clock the guy

I just know that if Steve had a sword or something he would be doing so much extra fancy twirly shit