The Skirt I Got Is Awesome And Fits Perfectly But More Importantly My Cat Has Claimed The Box It Came

Know what I’m salty about?

In all my art classes, I was never taught HOW to use the various tools of art.

Like yes, form, and shape and space and color theory and figure drawing is important, but so is KNOWING what different tools do.

I’m 29 and I JUST learned this past month that India Ink is fucking waterproof when it dries. Why is this important? Because I can line something in India Ink and then go over it with watercolors. And that has CHANGED the ENTIRE way I art and the ease I can create with.

tldr: Art Teachers: teach your students what different tools do. PLEASE.

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

the man who owns and runs the thai restaurant in my town knows me by name. he is one of the kindest and most thoughtful men i know. i started ordering from his place back in january, which was when i got my fibromyalgia diagnosis. back then i was using a walker, had limited mobility in my entire body but especially my hands, and was very visibly in pain. i always ordered the same thing: yellow curry with no meat, potatoes and carrots only (i have texture and other dietary issues). he always made it a point to make sure i could get out the door and carry the food safely. he had his workers package the food so that it was easier for me to open. as i kept coming back and i told him a little bit about my health status, he would always encourage me to keep going. he told me about how the spices he used were good for inflammation and began to edit the recipe just for me so that spices that were even better for fighting inflammation were used. he’d give me extra portions and despite the fact that i would tip every time, i realized later that he never charged my card for them. as time went on and my condition began to get better, especially with the help of a physical therapist, he would make encouraging remarks and tell me how happy he was for me. the day i came in without my walker, he practically jumped for joy, and despite my insistence, he gave me my meal for free that day. i continue to make progress with my conditions and i continue to go to the thai place. this man who does not know me personally and who i hardly know anything about is one of my favorite people. it’s interactions with humans like these that make loving life easier. and his curry really does help my chronic condition. it’s comfort food taken to the next level.

Your Essential Guide to Python Libraries for Data Analysis

Here’s an essential guide to some of the most popular Python libraries for data analysis:

 1. Pandas

- Overview: A powerful library for data manipulation and analysis, offering data structures like Series and DataFrames.

- Key Features:

  - Easy handling of missing data

  - Flexible reshaping and pivoting of datasets

  - Label-based slicing, indexing, and subsetting of large datasets

  - Support for reading and writing data in various formats (CSV, Excel, SQL, etc.)

 2. NumPy

- Overview: The foundational package for numerical computing in Python. It provides support for large multi-dimensional arrays and matrices.

- Key Features:

  - Powerful n-dimensional array object

  - Broadcasting functions to perform operations on arrays of different shapes

  - Comprehensive mathematical functions for array operations

 3. Matplotlib

- Overview: A plotting library for creating static, animated, and interactive visualizations in Python.

- Key Features:

  - Extensive range of plots (line, bar, scatter, histogram, etc.)

  - Customization options for fonts, colors, and styles

  - Integration with Jupyter notebooks for inline plotting

 4. Seaborn

- Overview: Built on top of Matplotlib, Seaborn provides a high-level interface for drawing attractive statistical graphics.

- Key Features:

  - Simplified syntax for complex visualizations

  - Beautiful default themes for visualizations

  - Support for statistical functions and data exploration

 5. SciPy

- Overview: A library that builds on NumPy and provides a collection of algorithms and high-level commands for mathematical and scientific computing.

- Key Features:

  - Modules for optimization, integration, interpolation, eigenvalue problems, and more

  - Tools for working with linear algebra, Fourier transforms, and signal processing

 6. Scikit-learn

- Overview: A machine learning library that provides simple and efficient tools for data mining and data analysis.

- Key Features:

  - Easy-to-use interface for various algorithms (classification, regression, clustering)

  - Support for model evaluation and selection

  - Preprocessing tools for transforming data

 7. Statsmodels

- Overview: A library that provides classes and functions for estimating and interpreting statistical models.

- Key Features:

  - Support for linear regression, logistic regression, time series analysis, and more

  - Tools for statistical tests and hypothesis testing

  - Comprehensive output for model diagnostics

 8. Dask

- Overview: A flexible parallel computing library for analytics that enables larger-than-memory computing.

- Key Features:

  - Parallel computation across multiple cores or distributed systems

  - Integrates seamlessly with Pandas and NumPy

  - Lazy evaluation for optimized performance

 9. Vaex

- Overview: A library designed for out-of-core DataFrames that allows you to work with large datasets (billions of rows) efficiently.

- Key Features:

  - Fast exploration of big data without loading it into memory

  - Support for filtering, aggregating, and joining large datasets

 10. PySpark

- Overview: The Python API for Apache Spark, allowing you to leverage the capabilities of distributed computing for big data processing.

- Key Features:

  - Fast processing of large datasets

  - Built-in support for SQL, streaming data, and machine learning

 Conclusion

These libraries form a robust ecosystem for data analysis in Python. Depending on your specific needs—be it data manipulation, statistical analysis, or visualization—you can choose the right combination of libraries to effectively analyze and visualize your data. As you explore these libraries, practice with real datasets to reinforce your understanding and improve your data analysis skills!

would you still love me if i was a worm?

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Today's Adventure is that I, after an unintentional 13-hour power nap,

Got woken up at 6AM by a phone call from a friend stranded in Montana because of the heat wave and almost no cell service because of their crap provider.

OhSoThat'sHowIt'sGonnaBe.jpg

Ok.

I somehow summon a week's worth of spoons and in less than 30 minutes and 5 phone calls, get them

A hotel

An appointment with a mechanic from 2 states away

A perscription refilled from 2 states away

and A Pizza

Go me.

But then it's 8AM and there are unscheduled live humans at the door and while EVERGENCY MODE is still on, I have already blown through a ton of spoons, and also probably shouldn't meet whoever it is wearing just a pair of bootyshorts that say "CRYPTID" in Gothic Font on my ass.

So I greet them in those shorts and a T-shirt that I manage to put on both inside out and backwards

#nailedit

It is, Fortunately, not the mormons.

it is, Unfortunately, two UPS guys trying to deliver my other in-house friend's new phone except the new guy doesn't know how to operate the "sign for package" device, and the old guy that's supposed to be mentoring him is like, 92, deaf as a post, and doesn't actually know how to operate the device either.

by the way

it is already

over 100 out

it takes almost 30 minutes to sign for the phone

when i get back inside, i discover that apparently the Corgi has learned how to open his kennel from the inside because he is now out of the kennel and waiting for me to come in.

he also has cat litter all over his face because while he was waiting for me he also learned how to open the baby gate to the cat's room and help himself to a cat shit breakfast.

He'll be fine

He's a cattle dog, they're legally required to have at least 1 really disgusting snack they love.

but

more to the point

i have no idea at what point he learned to open his kennel from the inside

has he been staying there out of politeness this whole time??

And

I got other shit to do today.

namely.

I'm seeing a realator

The Devils most pathetic yet effective demons

I get a reminder text that I have an appointment with her

at least

I think that's what it is because what she sends me is: "🏡⏰12:00 ❔"

With the time typed in the middle like that.

She is, according to her profile, at least 80.

so I reply "😎👍"

and then she sends me a string of GODDAMN POST-MODERN EMOJI HEIROGLYPHICS THAT TAKE UP MY ENTIRE SCREEN.

She's on an iPhone so half of them don't even translate across platforms

It takes me half an hour and three different software programs and goddamn wingdings to translate, but she has sent me the address and rules about masking and not wearing shoes inside.

in emoji

instead of like

literally any other format

I am

FASCINATED

and simply must meet the woman so if I don't come back to update I got stolen by the fairies but I'm taking the Corgi with me as protection so I'll see y'all later.