It’s Kind Of Amusing To Hear All This Talk About Humans Being An Apex Predator Species - I Mean, I

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Favorite Jicheol Fics

Hello everyone! As promised, below are my favorite jicheol fics. Because I have so many, I’ve only listed the ones that are main jicheol. 

Oneshots  Hey soulmate, it’s me, your soulmate. by malignance stop acting like you didn’t hear me (or) by naegahosh Crowded Rooms and Sweaty Palms by mintyah Like a Lifetime Movie (Except Not Really) by TrashcanGod Cantabile by euncheols Fight me by KittyFartingBubbles (oneshot series) 

Chaptered A Coffee Filter Crown by butcherbaker17maker Boy Problems by jicheol-royalty One Day at a Time by bespelled Pink Prodigy by arobotnamedtoto Pretty Boy Across the Hall by shinusual you & i by neoragodestiny Curiosity Killed the Cat by jicheol-royalty

Hope you guys enjoyed, and please tell/rec me your favorite jicheol fics! The next compilation will be Junhao, so until then, I hope you guys have a great week. 

We abducted humans.

To be fair, we abducted members of every new race. Abduct a small percentage of the population, expose them to some galactic prisoners, and we get a good idea of what germs, diseases, and viruses will make the jump between races. Do this over the course of a [roughly equivalent to a century], and you get a good idea of what there is, how quickly it mutates, etc. You also have the time to develop vaccines for any races that might be affected by the new race (including itself- we’re not heartless).

But we underestimated humans.

It was [roughly equivalent to four decades] into our testing of humanity. We picked up a human from his transport and placed him in a containment cell. He had some nutrients with him, and we picked that up too: less we had to feed him later.

But we underestimated the resourcefulness of humans.

Something went wrong- we think it was a door malfunction- and he escaped the cell. He disabled the guards easily (we suspect they were less alert than they should have been) and took their weapons. We locked all hatches, hoping to seal him in the laboratory wing. Unfortunately, he hacked the shipboard computer, gaining control of all systems. He made his way to the bridge, where he took the captain hostage. We offered him riches, technologies beyond human understanding.

But we underestimated the stubbornness of humans.

He was paid us no mind as he wrestled with the controls, as if on some quest. He punched numbers and figures into the console, and mumbled something about ‘being lit on fire’ by a superior. He set the ship down on the other side of the city from where he was picked up and opened the doors. We braced ourselves for a military confrontation, but it seemed like we were outside another human’s abode. He jumped out, carrying the nutrients with him.

We underestimated Domino’s 30-minute or free guarantee.

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Search & Purge

Today we are going on a scouting mission in the tags. Our target looks like this:

They post links with very similar titles. Posts have very, very random tags. My guess is that their software chooses 20 tags from a long list of words. Bots even appear under the suicide tag.

How to Search & Purge

Search for a tag (sky, nature, batman etc)

Go to ‘recent’ (not most 'popular’)

Click the arrow

Click report

Report for spam

This approach is different from purging the comments. This time we use the arrow button. Using the arrow reports the entire post. We DON’T want to do this when we purge comments, otherwise we report the OP who made a nice post and not the bot.

Pay attention to the tags porn bots use. They give you directions where to purge next.

Don’t forget the warrior ethos. We only report bots. We don’t spam ourselves. Don’t comment 'purged this post, 2pm’ etc.

Let’s go get them!

YES.

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

Hey all you Humans are Weird writers- why haven’t any of you written about how an entire generation is still defensive over Pluto’s loss of planetary status because we all collectively packbonded with a planet.

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