Have I Ever Told You Guys About The Time There Was A Leaf Bug At One Of The Walmart Checkout Kiosks?

Ghost says life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when your gonna get the nasty blue warlock filling.

RUUUUN HUNTER RUUUN!!!!!

Transformers Media Available on the Internet Archive

Compiling some resources here which might be useful or interesting to others! :)

Animated Shows (General) 

The Transformers (G1) 

The Transformers Summertime Colouring Book - 52 Pages

The Transformers Under the Sea Colouring Book - 50 Pages

The Transformers Lost Treasure of Cybertron Colouring Book - 48 Pages

The Transformers Deadly Fuel Shortage Colouring Book - 48 Pages

The Transformers Super Activity Book - 68 Pages

Transformers Legacy - The Art of Transformers Toy Packaging - 281 Pages

The Transformers Annual 1985 - 64 Pages

Transformers Armada 

Transformers Armada Official Guidebook - 52 Pages

Transformers Energon 

Transformers Energon Official Guidebook - 52 Pages

Transformers Prime 

Transformers Prime Official Guidebook - 100 Pages

The Covenant of Primus (Lore Book) - 173 Pages

Comic Media (General) 

G1 

Transformers UK Comics Collection (1984 -1991) - ? Pages

Best of Transformers: Eye of the Storm (Marvel Compilation) - 268 Pages

Transformers: Cybertron Redux (Marvel Compilation) - 148 Pages

TFA 

Screenshot Comic - Transformers Animated Volume 3 - 96 Pages

IDW 1  

IDW 1 Transformers Collection - 380 Pages 

TFP 

Screenshot Comic - Darkness Falls - 112 Pages

Screenshot Comic - Autobots Versus Zombies - 32 Pages

Screenshot Comic - Beast Hunters - 148 Pages

Audio Media (General) 

Music / Albums

Transformers History of Music (1984-1990) - All Tracks 

Transformers Micron Densetsu OST - All Tracks

G1 - The Transformers Season 3 Theme - MP3

Books on Tape 

G1 - Slaves of the Insecticons - 16:45 Playtime 

G1 - Satellite of Doom - 13:58 Playtime 

G1 - Storms of Destruction - 12:41 Playtime 

G1 - When Continents Collide - 14:01 Playtime 

G1 - Jaws of Terror - 17:57 Playtime 

Video Game Media (General) 

The Art of Transformers War for Cybertron - 78 Pages

G1 - Commodore 64/Spectrum - The Transformers (Playable)

G1 - Commodore 64/Activision - Transformers: Battle to Save the Earth (Playable) (Side A Version Here, Playable) 

Beast Wars PS1 Manual - 14 Pages

Beast Wars Metals (Video Game Booklet) (JPN) - 34 Pages

Beast Wars N64 Transmetals (Video Game Booklet) (USA) - 16 Pages

Children’s Books (General) 

G1 - Decepticon Poison - 84 Pages

G1 - Decepticon Hideout - 48 Pages

G1- Galvatron’s Air Attack - 48 Pages

G1 - Autobots Fight Back - 43 Pages

G1 - Laserbeak’s Fury - 43 Pages

G1 - Megatron’s Fight for Power - 43 Pages

Armada - Race for the Minicon Robots - 68 Pages

TFA - Prime Suspect - 148 Pages

TFP - Decepticon in Disguise - 36 Pages 

TFP - Meet Team Prime - 40 Pages

TFP - Optimus Under Threat - 148 Pages

Rescue Bots - Team of Heroes - 36 Pages

RID - Drift’s Samurai Showdown - 148 Pages

Transformers Japanese Media (General) 

Transformers Visual Works Art Book - ? Pages 

Legends of the Microns (Armada) (English Subs)

Beast Wars Neo (English Subs) 

Beast Wars 2 Box Set (English Subs + Extras)

Q-Transformers (Raw) 

Miscellaneous Media (General)

G1- The Transformers Australian TV Commercials (1987) 

G1 - Het Grote Avontuur Van De Transformers Deel 1 (Dutch Dub) (1987)

G1 / Various - Transformers: The Ultimate Sticker Book - 16 Pages

G1 - Optimus Prime WinAmp Skin 

Will keep updating this as I dig more stuff up! :) 

Had to repost it! Just too good! I can just imagine all of the worst case scenarios from this! Can you imagine this with an outgoing hunter like Cayde6!

On Earning the Favor of Hunters: Do’s and Don’ts

DO:

1) Compliment their cloak

In the wild, Hunters often bond via social grooming; well-timed flattery can encourage an otherwise antisocial hunter to engage. As they tend to perform better when confident, this is also a useful battlefield tactic.

2) Pick up the tab

Hunter social dynamics are built upon a complex system of favor-trading, posturing, and outright lies and bribery. The gesture of paying for a bar tab is a good way to ingrain yourself with the “Pack.”

TIP: lay ground rules early and be wary of semantic traps before offering, otherwise you may find yourself with empty pockets. For example, say “Your next drink is on me, if you order the same thing you just had within the next thirty seconds” vs. “Drinks are on me.”

3) Encourage healthy competition

Hunters are often motivated by the opportunity to show up Warlocks. If there is a Hunter on your fireteam, suggest low-stake wagers or other competitions to instill in your Hunter the desire to act. Otherwise, they may be reluctant to engage in group activities or patrols, and can become less inclined to socialize in the future. In extreme cases, a poorly-socialized Hunter can grow sulky and lazy. Intentionally losing on occasion will inspire your Hunter to double down on their attempts to outdo your successes.

DON’T:

1) Express outright disbelief

Asking for a story is an excellent way to ingratiate yourself with a Hunter, and most story-tellers respect healthy skepticism about their tall tales, as this gives them an opportunity for further posturing. Be wary, however, of outright disbelief. Responses are unpredictable, and range wildly between Hunters: back-slapping good humor is relatively common, but so is immediate violence and the occasional mating proposition. 

2) Offer anything for free

Favors and verbal bartering, while a necessary element of Hunter interaction, must be granted judiciously. It should be made clear that, even if you do not expect immediate repayment in kind, you do expect the favor to be returned. For example, taking on a part of a Hunter’s workload without establishing that you expect to be recompensed somehow, at some point in the future (remember to clarify terms as you deem necessary), is a good way to both lose the respect of your Hunter and encourage bad behavior. Remember: you must work hard early on to instill good habits in your Hunter.

3) Make a promise without knowing what you’re promising

On a similar note, never accept a verbal contract before you are completely certain what your Hunter is requesting of you. For example, on the subject of favors, the proper response to a Hunter asking if you will “Do [them] a favor” is not “Yes.” It is: “What did you have in mind?”

It is important to stay vigilant: even such throwaway terms as “Sure, I’ll help” can be construed as binding. Breaking a promise carries a serious stigma in Hunter society, and is a good way to find yourself ostracized or worse.

4) Insult their knives

This will end poorly.

- A Warlock’s Guide to Hunters // Anonymous

So it turns out my laptop is capable of holding up an entire kitten who seems to give zero f@cks

Just a test post to see if my post button is fixed

Tonight’s special consists of made to order Tai Kwon Do tournament mouth guards. Wish me luck tomorrow folks!

Edit: IT LIVES!

We are told quite often that people that cut only do it for attention. I know that normally that is not the case. A friend of mine fights with her own case of depression. She often has the urge to cut. She’s given me a reason for it too. During her depression episode her mentality is a little different than normal. Many times they think the physical pain will take away the emotional pain most of them face. During depression she thinks that things are her fault. She can’t help this way of thinking. As a solution to the permanent marks left by a blade, she uses a dry erase marker. This shows what they want to do in a less harmful way. It can be washed off and they are left with only the mental change. Cutting can kill. Please pass this solution around for those like her. They need you.

I know it's not the usual type of stuff I post, but if I can help one soul then by god I will broadcast this to the heavens! So please! Share this! Make sure this wasn't posted in vain!

Ok, this is tumblr. When’s the shipping gonna begin?

Microsoft Office Danshi

I tried an anime-style gijinka parody with some Microsoft Office applications

Bonus:

Destiny fluff idea 1

Imagine ex-cosplaying guardians who forgot about the fact that they did it, but when last city's version of good old All Hallows' Eve rolls round you can find them sitting in the streets near the poor kid's houses crafting. Their subjects hovering over their shoulders in between test fits. Guardians who raid old factories for do-dads and what's-its to decorate costumes. Guardians who tie the costumes to their sparrows as they race across patrol sites to weather it, almost imagining their little pal is right there with them, cheering into the wind with hair flying everywhere.

Imagine when the Guardian pricks their finger, dispite the ghost healing them the kid runs inside to get a bandage anyway. Besides it got the coolest character in the world on it! It's gonna make it heal even faster! Imagine the guardians warm smile as the kid looks into the mirror with the finished costume for the first time, eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and gushing over how awsome it is and how it's gonna make the whole neighborhood jealous I swear!

Basically adorableness for the up and coming holiday!

The Most Dysfunctional Fireteam Ever 1

The two men entered the bar to find your general titan hang out. It had a dart board, tvs for sporting events, an armwrestling table-slab made of solid iron, a clearing in the tables to “bar-fight like a civilized warrior.” Ya know, the usual. After learning their surroundings, the hunter and the warlock walked over to where the titan was already seated. The warlock simply sat down in the booth, but the hunter had a bit more flair. He eased into the seat and slid his arm on to the backrest behind her head.

(Hunter) Soooo, come here often?

She only smirked, already having planed ahead for people like him.

(Titan) Yes, I often come here to plan the public defeat and or humiliation of suitors who won’t take no for an answer and leave me the heck alone.

(Warlock) Interesting! Have you considered targeting cloaks yet? Ya know, tearing… Soiling…

Just because warlocks weren’t always the smoothest, doesn’t mean he couldn’t unnerve the competition, and get on her good side at the same time. Let’s just say he called this a strategical win.

(Warlock)…If it’s a Hunter that’s giving you grief and he has an immaculate one to start out…

He trailed off as he intentionally eyed his counterpart’s well washed hood. The only thing he could see from his side of the table.

(Titan) I have actually! On several, several occasions…

The Hunter subconsciously grabbed his cloak as he slinked away to the far side of the booth seat. Thankfully for him the topic quickly changed.

(Titan)…But that’s not what we’re here for, now is it? I asked you here to form a fireteam. I’m going to say it right now, we WILL be targeting the house of devils at its new heart.

Upon hearing the news the two men both leaned away and gave her an ‘are you crazy’ look that would put Eris M. And Cayde 6 to shame.

(Titan) Not too long ago, a small strike team of three took out its strongest Devil Walker, AND defeated its high servitor leader. Even with these two things gone a new leader is trying and succeeding to reform the house, and if he does then all that work to take back the cosmodrome would be wasted. We need the chaos formed by a leadership void to stay and make them fight against one another.

In the silence that followed, you could hear the softest thuds of the dart board across the room. Neither of the two even dared to interrupt.

(Titan) Now that you know my plan, I need to know yours… Are you in, or out?

It almost seemed as if someone put up a ward of dawn on that booth. All around them was the lively bar goers, laughing and toasting lively and vividly, but… as soon as one sat down at this table it would immediately be replaced with a stillness able to unnerve even the boldest of titans. Her newly met coworkers mulled over the information provided as they quickly and quietly placed an order. Even after the drinks arrived they sat and thought.

(Hunter) …Ya know what, it’s been forever since I had a good fight… I’ll do it!

(Warlock) All the logic is there. This needs to be done, and besides… why not! I’m in too.

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.