Intravenous Ketchup #0001
Intravenous Ketchup #0001
Logic follows that you are what you eat. What decisions you do everyday is what defines your life in the end. Let's put that analogy into cosmic perspective. Most plant matter on Earth is fueled by nutrients, water, and light. Nutrients and water is from Earth yet what about light? Yes it comes from the sun at the center of the solar system but what about the other light? The stars in the night sky are sending light that's traveled thousands and millions of light-years to reach the little blue marble in space. Yet this light is different. Unlike the sun several of these stars have been dead for thousands of years now. It is only because of the large distance that solar system is from them that their light is barely reaching Earth. Because this light still fuels the life of plant matter one can assume a small portion of plants can be made up of the light of dead stars. And people eat these plants. By that means are humans made of dead celestial bodies? But that's not to forget that decisions also make people who they are. Like the decisions everone makes every day. If you do bad things you are bad. If you get drunk often, you are a drunkard. You also go to the bathroom almost every day. If you poop everyday, you are poop. If you pee everyday you are urine. My point in this? To remind people they are made of excrement and the light of dead stars. [End conversation]
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