If I Ever Talk To Much Just Kiss Me And I’ll Shut Up

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

So embarrassing but I’m having a zukka moment rn

Also Azula + Sokka bffs bcs if she got the therapy she deserves I’m telling u their brains together wud be unbeatable

(Ugh I keep flipping Sokka’s scars forgive me)

The Bennets having no clue about the Darcy/Elizabeth drama is so goddamn funny, especially in the book. This fucking interaction takes me out every time:

Mr. Bennet: Lol, Lizzy, Mr. Collins thinks Darcy wants to marry you, what an idiot, doesn't he know that dude sucks and you hate him?

Lizzy, trying not to cry: yeah, ha, hysterical

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

anxious so making myself tired enough ill be too depressed to be anxious

Mr. Darcy is my little meow meow