Caps  til  10  !   One  liners  varying  and  depending  on  &  for  your  muse. Please 

tag dump.

*taps mic* how does my entire ass taste like?  /  dash comm. i said please‚ i tried to be nice.  /  wall comm.i  have a bit of an attitude problem.  /  musings. at the equally weak flutter in his chest.  / audio. love you‚ hate you‚ don’t care. just make them look at you.  /  video. i should wear less gray? maybe you should breathe less air.  /  wardrobe. like his world stopped and started with neil’s mouth.  / nsfw aes.   this is the moment you stop being a rabbit.  /  headcanon. mouth full of white lies.  / reply. against everything neil knew‚  but he’d queued this path. you know‚ i get it…   / crack.

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MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE QUOTES ASK MEMES !

“ i’ve never seen anything like you. “

“ move or you will be moved. “

“ hey, sailor. “

“ is there anything real about you? “

“ nevermind i take it back. “

“ i hate you. “

“ fine! do you want me to drive? “

“ man, shut the hell up. “

“ there’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. “

“ i’m with you till the end of the line. “

“ you are a hard person to get a hold of. “

“ there’s worse ways to go. “

“ got anything for me? “

“ please, stay. “

“ it’s not your fault. “

“ didn’t see that one coming? “

“ don’t do anything stupid till i get back. “

“ is it me you see? “

“ i adore you. “

“ we don’t want to kill you, but we will. “

“ let’s kick his ass. “

“ i had no idea if that was going to work. “

“ still think you’re the only monster? “

“ i’m not going to fight you. “

“ i’m always picking up after you. “

“ hands off. “

“ he was very hot. “

“ you’re all not worthy. “

“ maybe if you were more attractive it’d be less disturbing. “

“ hey what’s up everybody! “

“ c’mon use your words! “

“ i don’t even know who you are. “

“ what? no smile? “

“ you’re not going to stop. “

“ did i step on your moment? “

“ hows my hair? “

“ no, i didn’t. but i enjoyed it “

“ in my own defense that was last week. “

“ you look taller. “

“ i get in trouble a lot. “

“ it’s a big bunny relax about it! “

“ i’m going to pretend you didn’t say that. “

“ i said kneel! “

“ that tie looks real expensive. “

“ abort mission! “

“ i understood that reference. “

“ did you just nod off? “

“ that wasn’t so bad. “

“ i can’t see into the future i’m not a witch. “

“ all yours. “

“ kind of done with you telling me what to do. “

“ i can get by on my own. “

“ i’m going to miss these little talks of ours. “

“ don’t worry (pronoun)’s got help. “

“ yes, i think it works. “

“ then he stabbed me. “

“ (pronoun) made a different call. “

“ that’s not up to you. “

“ higher further faster baby. “

“ i’m turning into you. it’s a horrible dream. “

“ destiny arrives all the same. “

“ what makes you happy? “

“ you don’t want any part of this. “

“ do you even speak latin? “

“ i guess you go through me. “

“ anyone else? “

“ you and i remember budapest very differently! “

“ looks like you’re giving the orders now. “

“ piss off ghost! “

“ i know my worth. “

“ (pronoun)’s not alone. “

“ varies from moment to moment. “

“ surprise! “

“ i don’t see how that’s a party. “

“ if only (pronoun/name) could see you now. “

“ i thought you were dead. “

“ i retire for what? five minutes and everything goes to shit? “

“ and in return i’m going to let you keep your hand. “

“ you weren’t there. “

“ i like her. “

“ who the hell is ___? “

“ i don’t know if i’m worth all this. “

“ i need the other guy. “

“ i was attacked! “

“ compromise where you can, but where you can’t, don’t. “

“ i don’t feel so good. “

“ that’s not what everyone else sees. “

“ but i knew (pronoun)  “

“ believe it or not, it’s hard to find someone with shared life experience. “

“ do not touch me again. “

“ before you didn’t have me. “

“ i didn’t want you to be alone. “

“ i’m always angry. “

“ okay… that one’s on me. “

“ i’m not asking for permission. “

“ you still owe me a dance. “

“ none of this makes sense!” 

“ don’t take my stuff. “

“ if you stay here you’ll die. “

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a sleeping neil

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caps  til  10  !   one  liners  varying  and  depending  on  &  for  your  muse. please  note  that  it  might  be  placed  in  on  the  run  or  tfc  timeline.

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one liners  placed  within  canon  timeline,  or  will  vary  depending  from  which  verse  your  muse  stands.   ( no  worries,   we’ll  work  out  the  small  details  like  verse  info,  etc.  right  after  i  dive  in  your  dms  or  raid  your  askbox. )   

                                                                                 *  NO  CAPS  !!

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stefan ,   dealing  with  @scarfwere​ :

neil  /  nathaniel ,   dealing  with  isaac :

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░  ┊   @im-possiblelimits​​  。• ◞ 

“i wasn’t staring at you,” kevin defends himself. at least not intentionally. if his gaze happened to wander in neil’s direction while he was semi spacing out, that’s not his fault. “i was thinking.”

    it’s  just  been  few  hours  since  they  clashed  in  the  court,   and  still,   the  adrenaline  hasn’t  washed  off  completely  even  when  neil  took  a  shower  afterwards.

                                   ‟     And I suppose   STARING   might be a requirement ?     ❜      he  goads  involuntarily,   sarcasm  already  underway  right  after  catching  himself.    kevin  is  not  the  enemy  here;   no  one  else  is,   after ...   well,   the  finals.    he’s  becoming  more  aware  on  how  he’s  picking  up  andrew’s  unpleasant  moods  quicker;   except  his  own  temper  flares  brighter,   adding  fuel  to  the  fire.    

    so  neil  takes  a  deep  breath  and  exhales  slowly  as  he  cools  his  head  down  ——

                                  ‟     FORGET IT .     ❜          and  the  brunet  shrugs.        ‟     You’ve been thinking too long.   Don’t hurt yourself.     ❜     

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                                  ‟     YOU HEARD ME .     You’re not in the right mind to talk  clearly  yet.   You’re way too harsh on the newbies ,   like you’re lashing out your issues on people who can’t take them.   Until then ,   I’ll sort it out on my own ,   Kevin.    Lay off the alcohol.     ❜

                   ❛ what do you mean no ?? ❜                  ⇢  SHIT SAID TO A BABY BROTHER.  &&. STILL ACC.  /  @im-possiblelimits​

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HOW TO MAKE SESSIONBOX WORK AGAIN AFTER BETA-TUMBLR WAS FORCED ON YOU.            a step by step guide on CHROME (that has worked for me so luckily it will work for others)

step 1. uninstall sessionbox completely. annoying, i know, but it’s gotta be done.

step 2. go to all your blogs, one by one, and if they have the beta activated, make sure you go to EACH BLOG’s settings > dashboard and make sure the beta dashboard is turned off.

step 3. clear your chrome’s cookies completely (in fact, i recommend you just clear your browser data entirely for this, but if you can’t, just the cookies and the history should be fine). to clear the cookies on chrome you click the three little dots on the upper corner, then go to settings and find this:

step 4. close all chrome windows to restart it.

step 5. go to tumblr.com and find this little padlock symbol (don’t log in yet):

step 6. click the padlock symbol and then click the cookies section.

step 7. find the cookies below and block them. now, block THESE ONES THAT I’M SHOWING YOU, nothing else. there are two ‘tumblr’ cookies, you should only block ONE, the one that doesn’t come with ‘www’ before ‘tumblr’. 

“but wait, jay, what does that even do? why THOSE cookies?” i’m proud to say i don’t know. i just clicked a bunch of shit until i could use sessionbox again and it worked for me. so hopefully it’ll work for you as well.

step 8. restart chrome again.

step 9. login on any account and install&start using sessionbox as you previously did. if you did all the steps correctly, it should work again. 

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the  pinnacle  of  my  career  writing  neil  josten  is  to  write  a  twilight  au.

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