I Saw A Grammarly Ad Today And Got Inspired Lol

I saw a Grammarly ad today and got inspired lol

pov: one, two Grammarly is coming for you

You hear Grammarly in the distance, their long nails scraping across the walls of the hall. You're trying hard not to hyperventilate. Hand flies over your mouth in horror when your childhood lamp falls, then shatters. The lamp was made by your late-great grandmother in 1939. She was a film writer with a side hobby of making pottery. You look at the ceiling, Sorry, Grandma, you inwardly apologize to yourself, and everyone you've ever wronged too. This is what it feels like when your life flashes before your eyes. The scraping stops, you inhale sharply. This is it, this is how I die, is the only thing you find yourself thinking. A soft knock follows shortly after the scraping stops, You imagine their tall pale head snapping towards your door, fingers clawing at it. Surprisingly there is no clawing, just a gentle knock. You check to make sure the door is locked, firmly. You whip out your phone, then put it away again. No use in calling the police now, it's already over for you. You know your family is next. A soft hum can be heard from outside your bedroom, then a loud slam. You peer out from your hiding place. A long, white hand with lengthy nails has broken through your door. There is a hole in the door, right above the silver handle. You retract your body back immediately, but you know it's no use. They will get you eventually. You are eternally doomed. As you expected, they sniff you out. The last thing you see is that haunting pale hand. The last thing you smell is fear. The last thing you touch is the fine brown carpet of your childhood bedroom. The last thing you taste is your bloody lip, which you damaged earlier in the frantic escape. You will never escape again. The last thing you hear is this quiet, almost angelic serenade, "Writing isn't easy. That's why Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to read. It undermines the writer's message and the word choice is bland. Grammarly's cutting edge technology helps you craft compelling, understandable writing that makes an impact on your reader. Much better. Are you ready to give it a try...?"

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

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jowasfounddead

1 year ago

Happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

it just so happens to be flag day in the u.s., and what a coincidence that our flag day is in pride month?

reblog with your pride flag! (or any of your favorite flags; doesn't have to be pride if you've got another one in mind)

pansexual pride flag: pink stripe on top, yellow in middle, cyan stripe on bottom

demisexual pride flag: black triangle on left side pointing toward right side of flag, white strip on top, thin purple stripe in middle, light grey stripe on bottom

demiromantic pride flag: black triangle on left side pointing toward right side of flag, white strip on top, thin light green stripe in middle, light grey stripe on bottom

no pressure tags: @kaymardsa, @ilikecheeseandchocolatee, @reggiecantswimm, @lilonsnitch, @that-bitch-kat3, @potterheads-cuneumformate, @plutos-still-a-planet, and anyone else who wants to join!

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jowasfounddead

1 year ago

no thoughts just James leaning back in his chair while staring at regulus and then toppling over when reg glances at him

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jowasfounddead

1 year ago

I love you he/him lesbians

I love you she/her gays

I love you "weird kids" with split dyed black and pink hair and they/it/bun in their bio

I love you boys in skirts and dresses and corsets who are still cis

I love you trans girls who love their masculine features and don't change how masculine or feminine they present

I love you trans boys who still love being feminine and hope you land the best suckerpunch on anyone who says "but isn't that just being a girl"

I love you gays who kiss their boyfriends and girlfriends and partners and joyfriends and all kinds of significant others in the hallways to flaunt that they're not straight

I love you people who wear flags and rainbows to shove your gayness or transness in people's faces

I love you straight guys who love makeup but can't wear it around your friends

I love you people who coin obscure genders and use only neo/xenopronouns(seriously y'all are so cool and I wish i could design flags half as cool as yours)

I love you all aromantic/asexual people

I love you all the people that the lgbtq+ community chooses to outcast to appease the world which would destroy us all

I hate you lgbtq+ community members who choose to attack those who are on your team in an effort to seem "normal"

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jowasfounddead

7 months ago